Spike's Pub

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Faith flips the sign in the window to "open," puts music that is not Billy Idol on, and waits for some customers.

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[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((Grood song!))

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

((Heh, thanks))

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay and Silent Bob come in sans the beer they took from Chaucer's (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/119484.html). Bob is his usual calm self, but Jay is obviously agitated. As they sit down at the bar, Jay asks, "What the hell was that motherfucker talking about? What the FUCK does dual-gendered mean? God damn faggots," he finishes, punching Bob in the shoulder.

Bob rubs his arm, giving Jay a glare.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith walks over to the pair. "What can I get you two?" she says with a grin.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

For the second time tonight, Jay's eyes about bug out of his face. He wolf-whistles appreciatvly. "I'll take a piece of that ass, uh-huh! I'm Jay, and the fatass is my hetero lifemate, Silent Bob. He's a fag, but I'm not," he offers with a wink.

Bob looks at Faith, his face a mixture of amusement and apology. He lights a cigarette and nudges Jay with his elbow. "Oh, yeah," Jay says, staring at Faith's boobs, "Tubby wants a beer."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith stared at Jay, a horrified/amused expression on her face. "I'm working, I'm not drunk enough for that to be appealing."
She turns to Bob, and grabs him a beer. "Silent Bob?" she says as she hands it to him. "See, I'm sober? The quiet approach might just work." She gives him a wink.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"What? You're choosin' the fatass over me?!" Jay is obviously horrified at this turn of events. "You know he loved the cock right?"

Bob denies this with a vehement shake of his head.

"Oh shut up, lardass." Jay pulls out his bowl, which he'd somehow reacquired after the fight, and lights it up. "Can I get a beer too, boo boo kitty fuck?" Bob looks at Jay. "What? It fuckin' worked on Justice."

Bob smiles winningly at Faith.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*walks in totally not scoping the place out for her and Jonathan's test in the very near future and takes a position near the bar*

Evening, Faith, you got anything here by way of mead?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith rummages around under the bar. Triumphantly pulling out a bottle, she grins.
"Yeah, we do. How's it going?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Great.

*grins back*

The usual, gone to class, gatecrashed the MFCD meeting, plotted mayhem, got a job as Coach Ash's new TA. You?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

...you're Coach Ash's TA? Why?
And I always approve of plotting mayhem

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

Extra credit mostly, plus there's always the opportunity to mess with his head if I get too bored.

It's fun isn't it?

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay spots the blonde hottie as soon as she comes in. "Fuck you lunchbox, you can have the brunette, she's not that hot anyway. But the blonde is fuckin' mine!" Bob shrugs, turns back to the bar, and drinks his beer.

Jay swaggers up to Callisto, his eyebrows waggling. "Hey sexy, wanna fuck?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

No.

I'm sorry, I've just decided to become very, very gay, I'm currently under a vow of abstience. Long story.

Plus, I don't even know your name.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"Aw, snoochie, I'm Jay, the hottest motherfuck on the planet! Now can we fuck?" He sits down, uninvited, anyway. Taking a hit off his bowl, he offers it to her with a wink. "Wanna hit, baby?"

[[God, I really need to watch these movies again. It's been too long...]]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Hit you, maybe. Preferably with a shovel.

*lightbulbs*

Helloooo, Patsy...

I'm sorry, I don't do morons drugs. But tell me a little about yourself.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

After a rather long and interesting evening, Shane slips in to the pub, hoping for a quiet drink. Though, she forgets that Silent Bob and his rather loquacious friend Jay are also there. Ahh, well, at least there's beer.

She steps up to the bar and rests her elbows on the edge. When she gets a glimpse of Faith, she smiles. "Hey," she says brightly. "I didn't know you worked here."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

"Hey, Shane," Faith says with a smile. "Yeah, I haven't been around much- with the zombies and general hecticness. How've you been? What're you drinking?"

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

"I've been good," she says, nodding as she returns the smile. "Ummm, may I have a Dos Equis, please?" She bites her bottom lip.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

"No problem," Faith said with a grin.
She hands Shane her drink. "My apologies for the idiot- noone's really enjoying his company, but I'm not sure about Spike's opinion on throwing out paying customers."

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

"Excellent, thank you," Shane's smile brightens as she accepts her beer. Glancing over at Jay and Bob, she chuckles. "No problem. He's just... got his own style, I guess," she says dryly.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

As Shane walks in, Jay yells, "Hey, when I fuck the blonde, you wanna join us?!"

Bob smiles at Shane once she gets to the bar. He repeats his performance (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/118875.html?thread=3608923#t3608923) for Shane.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Hearing Jay's... oh so melodious voice... Shane looks over, arching her eyebrow. Turning, she rests her elbows on the bar as she slouches back. She leans over, looking over at psycho_barbie and smiles, giving her an almost gentlemanly nod. "Hey," she murmurs.

She looks over at Jay again, then over at Bob, watching his miming and interpreting it and chuckles. "It might help if you asked her what her name is, first, man," she suggests evenly.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*smiles and raises glass in salute*

Hey.

*rolls eyes and mouths "Men"*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Biting her lip, Shane grins broadly, lifting her beer up in turn. Lowering it, and still grinning, she shakes her head very slowly, eyes half-lidded.

Pointing a finger to herself and arching both eyebrows she mouths 'gay'.