janet_fraiser (
janet_fraiser) wrote in
fandomtownies2005-10-01 10:21 pm
The Old Firm?
Janet stood just inside the door to The Old Firm, thinking hesitantly back to the voice mail she'd received and wondering if she was doing the right thing. She was tired, she was exhausted, and damn it, she hoped to god she didn't find Crazy Squid Lady anywhere tonight.

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Croup: "Well, well, well. What brings a fine you woman like you into such an establishment as this?"
Vandemar: "Fine woman indeed. I'd like to..."
::Mister Croup elbows Mister Vandemar in the ribs::
Croup: "None of that now, we don't want to frighten the poor girl..."
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Croup: "Ah, you must be the one and only young Miss Frasier."
Vandemar: "Lovely little package for a lovely little girl."
Croup: "Exactly, Mister Vandemar, exactly. As for who has sent this, we are not at liberty to disclose information on that subject. Not because of any spite, but due to our lack of enlightenment on the topic ourselves."
Vandemar: "Poor unenlightened us."
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"How much do I owe you for the package?" she asked, slipping her wallet out of her purse. She had no idea who would be sending her an anonymous gift, but she couldn't exactly leave it sitting around.
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::Mister Croup elbows Vandemar in the ribs again::
Croup: "We have already recieved full and proper payment, Doctor Fraiser."
::Mister Croup laughs, wickedly::
Vandemar: "Little bit tiny for a Doctor, isn't she... so tiny you could just eat her up in one bite."
Croup: "Come come, Mister Vandemar. She is certainly a veritable Doogie Howzer, is she not?"
::Misters Croup and Vandemar smile at each other, and then turn and smile at Janet::
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Croup: "How adorable, isn't she? We shouldn't be making her uneasy, now, should we Mister Vandemar?"
Vandemar: "I wonder if she knows what her own liver tastes like, Mister Croup."
Croup: "Come now, you're stealing my lines."
Vandemar: "Dreadfully sorry Mister Croup. Dreadfully sorry."
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"I don't need to worry about what my own internal organs taste like," she said tartly.
She backed up slowly, one hand holding the package against her body, one hand slipped inside her purse, holding her firearm. She was seriously unhappy, and seriously freaked out, in addition to being exhausted from earlier tonight, and she was leaving. Now.
"Have a good night, gentlemen," she said, shoving back against the door and walking out of the shop and into the more welcoming yellow streetlights.