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janet_fraiser ([personal profile] janet_fraiser) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2005-10-01 10:21 pm

The Old Firm?

Janet stood just inside the door to The Old Firm, thinking hesitantly back to the voice mail she'd received and wondering if she was doing the right thing. She was tired, she was exhausted, and damn it, she hoped to god she didn't find Crazy Squid Lady anywhere tonight.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-10-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
::Mister Crop and Mister Vandemar are both behind the kiosk, a gift-wrapped box on the counter in front of them::

Croup: "Well, well, well. What brings a fine you woman like you into such an establishment as this?"

Vandemar: "Fine woman indeed. I'd like to..."

::Mister Croup elbows Mister Vandemar in the ribs::

Croup: "None of that now, we don't want to frighten the poor girl..."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-10-02 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
::Mister Croup grins, wickedly::

Croup: "Ah, you must be the one and only young Miss Frasier."

Vandemar: "Lovely little package for a lovely little girl."

Croup: "Exactly, Mister Vandemar, exactly. As for who has sent this, we are not at liberty to disclose information on that subject. Not because of any spite, but due to our lack of enlightenment on the topic ourselves."

Vandemar: "Poor unenlightened us."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-10-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Vandemar: "You can give us a ki-"

::Mister Croup elbows Vandemar in the ribs again::

Croup: "We have already recieved full and proper payment, Doctor Fraiser."

::Mister Croup laughs, wickedly::

Vandemar: "Little bit tiny for a Doctor, isn't she... so tiny you could just eat her up in one bite."

Croup: "Come come, Mister Vandemar. She is certainly a veritable Doogie Howzer, is she not?"

::Misters Croup and Vandemar smile at each other, and then turn and smile at Janet::

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-10-02 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
::Mister Croup pushes the gift-wrapped box to the edge of the counter, and then both he and Mister Vandemar take a simultaneous step back::

Croup: "How adorable, isn't she? We shouldn't be making her uneasy, now, should we Mister Vandemar?"

Vandemar: "I wonder if she knows what her own liver tastes like, Mister Croup."

Croup: "Come now, you're stealing my lines."

Vandemar: "Dreadfully sorry Mister Croup. Dreadfully sorry."