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The Emporium is open
There are two new signs in the window. They read:
"Homecoming Special: free pack of condoms with purchase over $10."
"Now available, in case of unexpected 'guests': cricket bats and assorted ammunition."
"Homecoming Special: free pack of condoms with purchase over $10."
"Now available, in case of unexpected 'guests': cricket bats and assorted ammunition."