Movie Sign Theater 3000, Open for Business

[t-servo.livejournal.com]

A new sign is mounted outside what was once known as Cinema Cohen. The Marquee reads:
Tonight, and Tonight Only!
A Kevin Costner Classic
Waterworld
7:00, 9:30, 12:00

Coming this Weekend:
I Accuse My Parents!

Comments

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

"Oh man, Waterworld. I wonder how many kids will try to drink their own urine after seeing this."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Will the theater be open tomorrow night? A certain hooker and a fourteenth-century poet have a date]

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

((We'll be open. We're playing a movie for Parent's Weekend but I'm sure Becky will like it, it's black and white.))

7:00 Showing

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9:30 Showing

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Re: 9:30 Showing

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Having paid for his ticket, a large popcorn and a large Coke, Hank settles into his seat in the precise center of the theater. As he does so, he thinks, "Thank God these are the kind where the armrests fold up. Unless this one's just broken, I guess."

Within five minutes of the movie's beginning, Hank starts laughing and throwing popcorn at the screen.

Re: 9:30 Showing

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick paid for his ticket and took a seat in the front row.

He loved classic cinema.

12:00 Showing

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