The Cat's Groovy Designer Boutique - Open

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat is feeling confused today, he met a dog last night that didn't stink and wasn't trying to eat him, this meant everything he thought he knew about the world was incorrect and perhaps Lister had lied about everything!

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[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

((sure that makes sense))

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

That Cat's sense of smell had told him Puss was on his away about 10 mintues before he arrived, not looking up from his mirror he replied "I'm doing good buddy, Just making sure I look good, not that I really need too!"

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat finally looks up and puts the mirror down

"Damn I knew I'd chosen the right cat for the job, even if you do remind me of what I was before I ev-evo, grew! Just think Puss in three million years you could be as cool as me!"

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat looks Puss up and down thinking (which makes his head hurt)
"Well buddy you won't be as all round cool and sexy as me, cos that's just not possible, but yeah in three million years I'm what your kind will become!"

((The Cat can't deal with big words or he'd say species and evolve))

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat points into the stock room "sure buddy, I got loads of women's underwear clothes for you to fondle fold only most of it is upstairs in my living area go crazy!"

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

After classes, Anya comes in looking for last minute pieces for her costume.

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat dances over to her confident he's looking great

"Hey baby! What can I do for you today?"

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

Anya looks at The Cat, trying to figure out....well just what the hell he is. He has fangs, but she's not getting a vamp vibe from him. besides, no vampire would be caught dead in *that* outfit.

She's really not sure, but one thing is clear to her- this *thing* loves flamboyant clothes. Which is a plus, considering what she's looking for.

"I need some fishnet stockings in black and some very high black heels." she answers.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_red_xiii_/]

((besides, no vampire would be caught dead in *that* outfit. *snicker*))

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat grins at her and reaches beneath the counter handing her a packet of stocking.

Then he moonwalks intot he back and returns with a pair of black boots (http://www.gothic.uk.com/acatalog/WOMENS_BOOTS__16_30_.html)((last one on the page))

"How about these ones baby? Or shall I go look for some more?"

((I'm on a boot site so can get more))

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"Actually, I was thinking something more like those (http://www.super-sexy-high-heels.com/images/Boots/EASY.jpg)," she says pointing to a pair on display behind ithim.

"Only, not in red. Red would just look like I was trying to find a suitable person to have sex with."

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat goes in the back and returns with a box, he opens them to reveal a pair of balck boos the same as the red pair

"I like your style baby."

((and OMG I have a pair of boots like that in black!))

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"These are perfect!" she squeals especially since mun forgot to say black and he got them in the right color anyway.

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat grins at the girl damn there are some fine looking girls here

He rings them up getting distracted by his reflection for only a moment this time

"That'll be $55 please." he sayd putting them into a bag

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

She starts to hand the thing the money, then pauses. She has to know before she leaves. She's seen many demons and the like in her day, but not......this.

"So, what *are* you?" she asks not realizing how abrupt and rude that may have sounded.

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat laughs and does a spin

"I'm a cat, the cat! well I'm what cats will become in three million years, I don't claim to understand it, but that's what I am!"

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

'Well,' she thinks to herself. 'It's better than a bunny I suppose.'

"A cat? Well that's a clever gimmick you got there mister." she replies and hands over the money.



ooc: Mun wants badly to have Anya throw a ball of shiny yarn elsewhere in the store so she is free to walk out with the merchandise unpaid.

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

"It ain't no gimmick baby!" he replies taking the money

((ooc- OMG you should have it would have worked! Next time you must!))

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"So, you are really a cat?" she asked still not really believing it.


ooc: So doing it next time, since I know he's a cat now!

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat grins and dances out from behind the counter "You want me to show you my six nipples to prove it?" He raises an eyebrow

please say yes, please say yes

((yeah he evolved from someone's cat while the owner Lister was in suspended animation))

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"You have six nipples?" she asks in amazement. "Sure you can show me. Just don't expect me to show you mine."


ooc: I should have said now that *Anya* knows. She can be prepared with the shiny trinket to distract The Cat.

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat grins Oh My God this is the best place ever! he thinks as he unbuttons his shirt to reveal six nipples running down his body

((yeah anything that moves or is shiny will work on him!))

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"O.K., she says a little unimpressed with nipples but impressed by the size of the balls it must take to what that outfit. "Your a cat."



ooc: The Cat is mun's favorite RD character. He's too funny!

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

"no baby, I'm The Cat!" he says grinning

((argh pressure! :D))

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"You know there's more than one cat around here, don't you?" she asks. "I know Angela had one. It didn't wear flashy clothes or talk or anything, but it was a cat."

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

"But not like me righ? No one can be as good looking, charming all round cool as me right. Anyway if these other cats talk what's the point?"

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"No, not like you," she says questioning the other points to herself. "That cat makes that cat sound, eats and sleeps. I can honestly say that you are the first cat like you that I have ever met and I've been around for a long time."

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat looks very pleased by this news

"Thank you baby, I like to think I'm rather...special!" he adjusts his lapels and preens a little, beofre something catches his eye, "Oooh shiny!"

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

Realizing that she has lost The Cat's attention, Anya grabs her bag and heads out.

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat runs over to the shiny item and starts to bat it about "looking good!" he sings to himslf

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

"But not like me righ? No one can be as good looking, charming all round cool as me right. Anyway if these other cats can't talk what's the point?"