Around 10PM, at the Millennium Falcon

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

Two figures in all black can be seen approaching the darkened Corellian freighter. All the residents are out and about in town or at school.

(OOC: I am NPC-ing Jayne here with Sheldon. So basically just responding to myself a lot. Be patient. I'm posting as I go.)

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[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

*after some quiet talking and gesturing upward at the cockpit*


Jayne:
*has an elecronic grappling device he uses, firing it up at the side of the cockpit* *climbs up, gets his footing and scrambles his way to the top*

Sheldon:
*waits until Jayne's completely off the cable* *climbs up, not nearly as swift as his well-muscled counterpart*

Jayne: come on you Kuh-oo duh lao bao-jun!
*heads to the top window of the cockpit*

Sheldon:
*gets stuck in his effort to get up top* A little help?

Jayne:
*growls, stalking back over, grabs Sheldon's wrist and hoists him effortlessly up with him*

Sheldon:
*straightens clothes, getting some dignity back*

Jayne:
*pulls out a massive crowbar*
*smacks the window, hard, in a huge overhand slam*
*ends up flat on his ass, sliding down the side of the ship from the reverb*
*breaks his fall with a quick grab onto the window rail before almost tumbling back to the ground*

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

Sheldon:
*tries not to laugh too much*

Jayne:
Ai ya!

Sheldon:
*goes to give him a hand up this time* Mook. Can't even break a window. *almost gets taken off with him, but somehow gets him up*

Jayne:
You try then
*hands him the bar, weighing about 30 pounds*

Sheldon:
*tries to heft it* *makes an odd face* Plan B.

Jayne:
*nods*
*climbs back down the cable*

Sheldon:
*even less gracefully goes back down, hanging for a long while before even getting hold of the cable*

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

Sheldon:
*walks around to where the the ramp is, up and locked*

Jayne:
*pulls out a small gun like instrument*

Sheldon:
*taps on the Falcon's hull, seeing if she's the same thickness all the way through* Anywhere. She's solid.

Jayne:
*grins at him, then begins to pull back the trigger, the barrel right against the hull of the ship, reasing a clear blue jelly with an orange wire running through it, or at least thats what it looks like*

Sheldon:
*watches him* This better work.

Jayne:
Always works. *disingages it, then presses a remote button, and watches, waiting while she burns through the steel, taking about five minutes*

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

Jayne:
*kicks through the last bit bit of hull that didn't burn through, leaving a hole big enough crawl in* *turns and gives Sheldon a grin* *calls into the ship* "Honey, we're home!"

Sheldon:
*laughs and crawls in after him*

Jayne:
*leads Sheldon right to the duplicator*

Sheldon:
*incredulous look* This is it?

Jayne:
Yeah. Where you got my suitcases stashed, anyways? *looks around the ship, hefting the crowbar*

Sheldon:
I don't suppose you know how to work it? *ignores the question for now*
Jayne:
Nope

Sheldon:
Fuck.

Jayne:
He never got to showing me how that works *smirks*

Sheldon:
I'll figure it out. Suitcases are in the car. You go apeshit. I'm going to get Satine.

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

Sheldon:
See you in 10 or less. *goes right back out the hole he came in through with what he came for* *mutters* Fuckmook.

Jayne:
*gives a long moment of indecision, totally unsure if he wants to do this or not* *does it anyways* *proceeds to smash everything he can, ripping things out of cabinets even*

*enters the cabin Han now shares with Bagoas* *destroys everything he can find of Han's, shredding his clothes with a knife drawn from his pocket*

*gives the bed a long look* *debates, and torches it, lighting a cigar, and tossing the match on the bed*

*leaves, heading back to the Sheldon residence*

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

The beatup car from New York pulls up in front of the Falcon. Briscoe and Logan get out of the car and take a long look at the ship.

"What a hunk of junk!" Briscoe says as he knocks on what he thinks is a door.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"We're over here, officers," Han calls from the edge of the park where Bagoas is bandaging his hand.

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

Mike pulls out his note pad and pencil. "You guys care to tell us what happened? Something about a break-in?"

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Chewbacca," Han nods to the large furry shape behind him, "went to the parents' mixer. We went to the movies. We came home, found the hole in the ship. Someone's been in and vandalized it. Smashed a lot of stuff, set a fire in my cabin. We don't know if anything's missing yet."

Han looks over at his partner. "Did you get a scent on who did it?"

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

Chewbacca growls into the translator he still carries. "The big one from last week. The one who beat you before."

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Jayne?" Han had suspicions but is still shocked.

Getting a nod from Chewbacca, he looks at the officers and says "Jayne Cobb."

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*eyes widen*

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

"Was anything thing taken? And no offense to you... uh.. sir, but how reliable is your nose? I'm not exactly sure how admissable that is in a court of law."

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

The wookiee nose is as good as any earth canine. And I know the smell of Jayne. He has beaten my cub before and been aboard twice.

Chewbacca looms a little.

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

Lenny holds up a hand in a complacent way.

"Just asking a question big guy. If this goes to court based soley on your powers of scent, we'll need to make sure this is acceptable in a court of law. I guess we'll figure that out when we get a warrant."

[OOC: You guys check with Red on this?]

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: Red knows what was to happen. I haven't VM'd him yet.]]

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

[[Red has mail. We also approved this with him when he first became mayor.]]

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I'm going to assume that fingerprints, DNA and whatever is left behind. I'm also not going to recognize what a duplicator is. Do you know if Jayne or Sheldon have been arrested before?]

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: we don't know what's missing yet and even if we did, the cops would not be told about the duplicator. Jayne's from off-world, no Earth arrests. Sheldon, no clue.]]

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

((OOC: A few stints in juvvie for Sheldon before he came here.))

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"I couldn't tell, it's such a mess in there. Broken glass, firefighting foam, and everything thrown around. I'll know more when we clean." Han look vaguely disturbed, he knows there was something he should have registered.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*tries to hide a very worried look, mostly successfully*

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

"Normally we would get a CSI team to investigate the whole mess before we cleaned it up, but since none of them are available at the moment Mike and I will do the best we can.

Mike and Lenny do the following:
*Survey the outside of the ship looking for damage
*Take pictures of the damage
*Dust for prints
*Move inside the ship
*Survey/Take pictures
*Dust for prints

You guys didn't touch anything, now did you? Move any of the damaged stuff or take anything out?

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Just the broken bottle I put my hand on climbing in. I also opened the cabin hatches, that means touching the palm-plate, to make sure no other fires had been set."

Han shows them the bandaged cut.

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

(Adding to previous list Hair, DNA )

Mike makes a few more notes on that. "We'll have the remaining force come in and label this a crime scene. You guys will have to move into the hotel for the night."

[OOC: Standard procedure really. Doesn't have to be the actual hotel, you guys can just go to an NPC hotel]

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Thanks officer. Here's my number. Can we get back in tomorrow? From the look of it, I don't have any clothes to pick up, but Bagoas will want a change."

He looks at Bagoas.
"Could we stay at your old place?"

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*nods* I take you to Apple. Sebastian let us in.

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

Lenny takes down the number.

"We'll contact Red and see if we can get warrants for Mr. Cobb. Mr-" *checks notes* "Bacca? was it only Mr. Cobb that you... uh.. smelled in there?"

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

Chewbacca. All one name. The other names I have are private, family and religious, and would mean nothing to your ears. I smelled another, but very little of him. Male human, no fear, no anger. He wasn't there long, so not much smells of him. I don't know his scent.

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

"Sorry Mr. Chewbacca. If we were able to bring that person in front of you or... perform a-" *Can't believe he's saying this* "smell line up, would you be able to recogize the scent?"

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

Chewbacca nods. I would.

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

Lenny signals the (NPC) Officers to start locking down the scene and to put up that yellow tape.

"Good. We'll be in contact with you in the morning."

[bowcastermaster.livejournal.com]

Chewbacca nods again. And I will get my cubs to bed, in a safe place. Our thanks.

He starts hustlng Han and Bagoas to the promised room at the Apple. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/persian_eunuch/9301.html)