Official Fandom Town Police Statement

[fandomtown-pd.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentleman, I'm Sheriff Don Lamb, and I'm prepared to make the following statement on behalf of the Fandom Town Police Department:

Katherine Pryde's status is missing, presumed dead. We're looking into suspects right now, and we're fully confident that we'll be able to bring this case to a swift resolution for the sake of all involved. And if any bratty blonde girls get in my way, I will scream.

Until such time as we're able to determine more information, patrols will increase, and a Town-wide curfew will be established at 10PM, ending at 5AM. If you can't deal with that, tough.

Comments

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[[[[*flails*]]]]

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

{{{OOC: *blows raspberries at Lamb*}}}

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: What happened to the fabulous five-star flailing?!? *sads*]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: didn't think it was appropriate IG]]

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

((*facepalms* The one week Tex is out of armour and can't use her active camouflage.))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[[[back off bitch!]]]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[[OMG. I'll back off if you PURSUE, OMG.]]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[[[is considering it - for pure comic effect]]]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

*flails*