The Mistah Fixits!

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

yaymckay and kelowna_j

The Mistah Fixits!
(working out of 'The Pollyanna and Eeyore' cnr Revello and Bergen)

Fixing your household problems since 2005!

Voicemail here(Jonas) and here(Rodney).

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[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat is not dancing, that's the first thing that's weird about him today the other is that he's pulling a monitor around on a trolly and saying "don't worry buddy I'm gonna get you fixed!" to it.

The walks into the shop and looks around, preening in the monitor screen.

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney looks up from where he's sitting reading.

"What do you want?"

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat points to the monitor, "I need my buddy here fixing, can you do it?"

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

The monitor looks ordinary to Rodney. "Well, of course we can! We are called the Mistah Fixits for a reason. And do you usually call monitors 'buddy' or just the ones that you wheel around on trolleys?"

Then again, the guy doesn't look exactly...human. And those teeth...

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat shakes his head "just this one, this is Holly, he's supposed to have an IQ of 6000, but well he's broken" he says giving it a whack on the top to see if that'll get it working

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney tries not to look too skeptical. Jonas has been impressing upon him the need to be polite to clients.

"Well, if you hit him - it - before, then it's no wonder it's broken," he says sharply. "And what do you mean he has an IQ of 6000? It's a monitor."

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

"I didn't start hitting him until he broke!" he says "and he's A.I or something, he like talks and stuff. Can you fix him or not?"

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney pulls himself up. "We can fix anything! Okay, so most things. And I won't be able to say we can fix him until we get a look at him! Leave him here and come back tomorrow."

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat nods "no problemddy, he kinda looks a like middle aged balding man by the way, just so you know you've fixed him. If you get a blond woman I don't don't her back ok?"

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney perks up a little at the prospect of a blonde with an IQ of 6000. "You do want the blonde or you don't want the blonde?"

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

"I don't want the blond, she was even stupider than the original. You get her and you can keep her okay?"

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

"Well," Rodney says, looking at the monitor, which looks pretty ordinary, "I'll take a look tonight and see what can be done."

[ooc: A blonde he gets to keep? "WOOHOO!" says inner!Rodney.]

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat smiles "Thanks monkey!"

((yeah but it's Holly!))

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

"Monkey?" Rodney demands. "MONKEY?"

[ooc: but Rodney don't know that! ::dies laughing::]

[groovy-cat.livejournal.com]

The Cat frowns "calm down buddy, you're a monkey like I'm a cat, no offense!" The Cat tries to remember not to call people monkey anymore they didn't seem to like it much

((feel free to get them both and keep her if you like!))

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

He's not entirely placated, but it'll do. "All right, then," he says grudgingly. "Come back tomorrow."

[god, no! One should never, ever indulge Rodney. It makes him self-absorped and arrogant. ::grins::]

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

*Wanders in just to harrass people*

So... Rodney... what exactly is it that you guys fix here?

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

Oh, what people bring us, I suppose.

*is poking at Holly-the-monitor-with-the-IQ-of-6000*

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

*smiles at getting just the response he was hoping for*

So if I bring you the principal's puppies... can you 'fix' them?

What the hell is that?

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

Don't you have sex ed classes around here? Take the puppies along to the class and tell them: 'these are the kind of people who will pwn own your children. Never breed.'

I don't know. The cat guy who brought it in was calling it his buddy and said it had an IQ of 6000.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

You scare me. And we had a sex ed class... but somehow the prof never got around to teaching it.

An IQ of 6000? Okay, please tell me that I don't have to be the one to spell out that a.) it's a machine and therefor can't have an I.Q. of any sort and b.) an I.Q. of 6000 is mathematically impossible.

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

You know, you should tell the replicators they're machines and therefore can't have any IQ.

Not that I met any or anything.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

[[Where were you two when I got locked out? *sulks* *got to hug Han and Bob* *is not so sulky anymore*]]

[yaymckay.livejournal.com]

[hey, we only just set up shop in the last few days!]