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fandomtownies2005-11-05 10:39 am
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Staff Meeting
Crow once again decides to actually do some of his managerial duties and help organize the staff meeting. He is standing outside the concession stands waiting for everyone to show up. He would have held in the breakroom but he didn't want Crunch to get overwhelmed and start macking on people in there. At least not until he had another camera set up.
"Alright, alright shut up everyone! We've, and by we've I mean I, organized this staff meeting to make sure everyone here is on the right track. Cause I don't want to do any more work than I have to and I figure the more you know what you're doing the less I'm going to have to do. It's logic, Kirk, logic."
"We're open Friday through Sunday with the occasional stinkburger on Wednesday. I figure we divide the shifts into matinee (12-4ish) and night shift (5-whenever) on whichever day or days you can work. If you need to have the spotlight on you at all times and need a special schedule nows the time to do it. But I must warn you if you annoy us too much with your schedule choices then we will be forced to make you listen to Air Supply records. Or worse, make you listen to Tom sing Air Supply tunes."
"And another (and slightly OOC) thing is that we will have a separate thread for the box office, each showing, the concession stand, the breakroom and the peanut gallery. Try to keep this nice and neat. If any of the customers mess it up take their money first and then beat them with a leg of ham."
"And on a more personal note, whoever is in charge with the concession stand be careful with the butter machine. If anything odd comes out of it, say, a Kim Cattrall movie or the occasional girly magazine don't throw it away. I live there and I don't appreciate my stuff being thrown out."
"I think that covers it, unless my dim witted associates have anything to add?"
"Alright, alright shut up everyone! We've, and by we've I mean I, organized this staff meeting to make sure everyone here is on the right track. Cause I don't want to do any more work than I have to and I figure the more you know what you're doing the less I'm going to have to do. It's logic, Kirk, logic."
"We're open Friday through Sunday with the occasional stinkburger on Wednesday. I figure we divide the shifts into matinee (12-4ish) and night shift (5-whenever) on whichever day or days you can work. If you need to have the spotlight on you at all times and need a special schedule nows the time to do it. But I must warn you if you annoy us too much with your schedule choices then we will be forced to make you listen to Air Supply records. Or worse, make you listen to Tom sing Air Supply tunes."
"And another (and slightly OOC) thing is that we will have a separate thread for the box office, each showing, the concession stand, the breakroom and the peanut gallery. Try to keep this nice and neat. If any of the customers mess it up take their money first and then beat them with a leg of ham."
"And on a more personal note, whoever is in charge with the concession stand be careful with the butter machine. If anything odd comes out of it, say, a Kim Cattrall movie or the occasional girly magazine don't throw it away. I live there and I don't appreciate my stuff being thrown out."
"I think that covers it, unless my dim witted associates have anything to add?"