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Staff Meeting

Crow once again decides to actually do some of his managerial duties and help organize the staff meeting. He is standing outside the concession stands waiting for everyone to show up. He would have held in the breakroom but he didn't want Crunch to get overwhelmed and start macking on people in there. At least not until he had another camera set up.

"Alright, alright shut up everyone! We've, and by we've I mean I, organized this staff meeting to make sure everyone here is on the right track. Cause I don't want to do any more work than I have to and I figure the more you know what you're doing the less I'm going to have to do. It's logic, Kirk, logic."

"We're open Friday through Sunday with the occasional stinkburger on Wednesday. I figure we divide the shifts into matinee (12-4ish) and night shift (5-whenever) on whichever day or days you can work. If you need to have the spotlight on you at all times and need a special schedule nows the time to do it. But I must warn you if you annoy us too much with your schedule choices then we will be forced to make you listen to Air Supply records. Or worse, make you listen to Tom sing Air Supply tunes."

"And another (and slightly OOC) thing is that we will have a separate thread for the box office, each showing, the concession stand, the breakroom and the peanut gallery. Try to keep this nice and neat. If any of the customers mess it up take their money first and then beat them with a leg of ham."

"And on a more personal note, whoever is in charge with the concession stand be careful with the butter machine. If anything odd comes out of it, say, a Kim Cattrall movie or the occasional girly magazine don't throw it away. I live there and I don't appreciate my stuff being thrown out."

"I think that covers it, unless my dim witted associates have anything to add?"

((I'll put in separate threads in here too cause I'm anal retentive. I'll be gone most of the afternoon fyi.))

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Check in my faithful ~~slaves~~ employees.

Jaye checks in. Okay. Working for two robots. Sure.

Cameron checks in, trying not to remember last week.

Callisto checks in.

Ivanova checks in and nods to Callisto.

Lisa checks in.

Choose your working times here.

Friday 12-4 (Concessions or box office, whatever)
Sunday 12-4 (Same as above. I'm flexible)

I'd like to keep the hours that I had if possible;

Saturday 12:00-16:00
Sunday 12:00-16:00

Used to do box office on both days, but concessions is fine too if Jaye wants to do that.

"I can do concessions on Sunday. It gives me something to dump on people's heads when they're being stupid."

"Sure, knock yourselves out or them..."

Saturday 12-4 (Usher, ~~can't possibly be worse than a blood and guts soaked battlefield~~)
Sunday 5-Whenever (Usher)

I can cover the matinee on Saturdays and Sunday, box office or concessions or wherever you need me.

The matinee on Saturday and the night shift on Sunday.

If you got anything else to say, say it here.

"Just to add that you can either work box office, concessions, or usher. The fun thing about being an usher is that even though you have to clean up, you get to bust in on horny teenagers in the theater so you don't have to... clean up," Joel says.

"OH. And The employee breakroom is not for sexing. By the way, Crunch, you have theater latrine duty this week."

Cameron has no clue who Crunch is, but wouldn't want to be him.

"Oh. Almost forgot to hand out the name tags."

"Thanks," Cameron says as he accepts it. Then stares and stares and stares some more. "I think there's a mistake, sir."

"That's what it says on your application."

Cameron blinks. "I'm pretty sure I didn't write that down, sir."

"But that's what it says on your application."

Cameron looks confused. "I have a perfectly good name..."

Joel sighs, grabbing the name tag back. "So what is your perfectly good name, Crunch?"

"Cameron Mitchell."

Joel nods. "Right. We'll get you a new nametag."

"Thanks, sir." Cameron sighs in relief, he probably wouldn't have been able to live that one down.

Hey, Crunch, did you know there's a pudgier version of you who makes out with your girlfriend?

"It's Cam!" He frowns. "Yeah, there's Crichton, he's one of my friends. I doubt he was making out with Vala, though. Did she have a blonde streak?"

Yeah, whatever Crunch, I just wanted to warn you, cause really, you guys are dating the same girl who likes to dye her hair a lot. I'm pretty sure. Have you ever seen the Vala and Aeryn in the same room, hmmmm? *if Servo had eyebrows, he would raise one*

"As a matter of fact, I have several times now." Cameron crosses his arms and tries not to think about the fact that he's talking to a robot who is his boss. "They wouldn't cheat on us."

Congratulations, you have an evil replicating mutant for a... *would be blinking, if he had eyes*

You look a lot like that pudgy kid, you know? So... you put on that name-tag right now, or else I'm not gonna be able to tell you two apart. And that's an order, sonny-boy!

"Hey!" Cameron scowls. Boss or no boss, you don't insult his girlfriend.

"He doesn't even work here!" Cameron looks unsure at the tag.

Hey, I'm just saying, any woman who touches me in the non-sexy and more "I'm gonna rip your cute little gumball head off" way is bad news...

...and I can't remember which of 'em did it.

*points at the name tag*

Yes, but how will I know if he secretly kills you and tries to take your place, trying to infiltrate into the very heart of the town's cinematic epicentre?

Wear the name-tag, and he won't kill you.

"Probably Aeryn," Cameron nods as he's pretty sure Vala only touched him in here.

"He's not going to kill me," Cameron grumbles and reluctantly puts on the nametag.

Good boy, Mitchell... *floats away, then zooms back over*

...does this mean Vala might touch me sexily? Cause I'd be all up for that, oooh, yes I would. Servo likey the...

wait, Vala's your girl, isn't she. Forget I said anything *zooms away*

Gritting his teeth, Cameron goes to work.

Callisto looks at Cameron's nametag and snickers.

Jaye's not smiling. Not at all. "Sounds kinda like a candy bar, doesn't it?"

Callisto is too busy laughing to respond properly to Jaye.

Cameron scowls at the two of them.

"If it helps, my name tag's missing an E..."

"No, actually it doesn't."

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