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Movie Sign Theater 3000

NOW PLAYING-Friday
DOUBLE FEATURE
The Final Sacrifice Featuring Bruce J. Mitchell as Zap Rowsdower!
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Featuring Jeff Goldblum as New Jersey!

12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:00

Those sporting hockey hair will get a discount on their tickets along with our apologies for having such craptastic hair.

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Spend your money here.

John decides to go to an early showing of the movie. He hopes the robots don't spy on him again.

Crow peeks his head up from the box office. He's covered in movie tickets. Apparently the machine was broken.

"Stump! What can I do ya for?"

John grimaces at the name. "Can I get one for the 1230? Or can I just pick one off you?"

"Sure good buddy. Have a thing for the Canadian movies, eh? I figured as much." he says. He sneezes and a ticket flys out of his mouth. "You can have that one."

"Do what you want in there, but I warn you if I find a Stump Chunkman mess in there it's gonna be your buddy Crunch cleaning it up."

John catches the flying ticket. With a smile, he says, "I'll be sure to make a mess for my good buddy Crunch. He needs something to do."

With a nod, he heads into the theater.

Jaye takes her 12:00-whenever:00 shift, making paper airplanes and having staring contests with the lion.

Go to Mars.

Jaye glares at the lion. "And we were getting along so well, too," she says, and sticks it back in her purse.

*slightly muffled*

Go to Mars.

"You know," she says, "I'm not sure if you're being cryptic and stupid again, or if you're actually telling me to hitch a ride on one of the many spaceships here. Say it with me: clarity. Why can't you just once say 'You see that guy? If you push him down in front of his kid and make him cry, he'll come to terms with a rough childhood and all will be well'?"

She stares at her purse, which doesn't answer, and tosses it onto the floor. "Whatever."

Crow catches Jaye talking to a fake lion. If he had eyebrows he would raise them.

"Jaye, sweetie, do whatever you want at home but here I don't want you scaring the customers. So keep the crazy down to a minimum please."

"Yes, Mr. Crow sir," Jaye nods. "Got it. Mimimum crazy."

If you want it, I can probably cough up something that looks like it.

Info on the movies here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131550/) and here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086856/)

John takes his seat in the theatre, far in the back so he can make sure no peeping robots get behind him.

Info on the movies here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131550/) and here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086856/)

Clock in and get to work, losers.

Jaye clocks in- on time- thank you, and heads up to the box office for her shift.

Where you can hope to be as good as I am.

*shakes head*

*keeps shaking head*

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