ext_26757 ([identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2005-11-11 01:11 pm

Gun Club meeting at Blood Gulch Arms

"Attention, Gun Club Members!" Parker looks very pleased with herself. "By permission of Dean Bristow, this week's meeting will take place at the Blood Gulch Arms! The proprietor, Tex, has graciously agreed for a small fee to allow us to use her solid gun-range and examine her merchandise during today's meeting. If you want to take your own weapons along, check them out from the locker, then check them back in at the end of the meeting. Tex said she'd answer questions on her wares, so if you're looking for something, go ahead and ask.

I'll be leaving early for Paris, unfortunately, but have a safe meeting without me."


[Off to Vegas in half an hour! Play nice, guys, and thank Tex for letting us use her range!]

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Tex is currently involved in a staring match with the duck.


[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
John approaches with two cases, and stops short of the shop, watching some sort of android stare at a duck.


No, seriously.


"What the fuck?"

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Tex grumbles and turns her attention to Connor. "Something the matter?"

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Wait. Who is this? The gun shop girl?"

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"I got a name, kid." Tex replied, rolling her eyes. Not that John could see that.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"You are the gun shop girl. I saw you at the Halloween party at that Wednesday gal's place."

"What is your name? I never caught it."

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I dropped in there." she replied cautiously. "Tex."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"And this is you? In armor? It's still you, right? Not some sort of cyborg sent from the future to neuter my mom and give me a retroactive abortion?"

"Wicked cool armor."

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, it's me. And there's no A.I. possesing me this time either." Tex replies, but there's an edge to her voice. "Thanks."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Just checking. You can never be too sure here on this island."

John gives her the once over.

"Nice. Does it double as a space suit? Doesn't look like there are any obvious gaps, like medieval plate or Kevlar. When you said 'armor' I was picturing Kevlar and a riot shield, not something like this. Very impressive."

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes," Tex replies and possibly straightens up even more. Not that she needs it.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Very nice. And I suppose that this is highly restricted and classified, and I should be shot on sight just for glimpsing it? How heavy is it? Is it restrictive? How the hell can I get some?"

"And what's up with the duck?"

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Tex snorted. "Put the armour out of your head, kid. It'd break every bone in your body."

She sneered at the mention of the duck. "It's a nuissance."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Dammit. There's gotta be some way to make it applicable. If not the actual suit, then the technology."

John eyed the duck. "Nuisance? It's a duck. What, it quacks in a derogatory manner?"

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"There's not," Tex' tone doesn't leave much room for argument.

"It annoys me."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
John sighed. "Have any of hte other gun club members shown up yet?"

"And why don't you just take care of the duck if it bothers you?"

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"No, you're the only one."

She sounds more cheerful about that. "I got plans."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, great. I was hoping that they'd be here. I won't be able to keep myself in ammo if they won't waste theirs!"

"Do I want to know why you have plans for a duck?"

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Tex shrugged. "Maybe they got lost."

"No."

Supply room

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Tex leads the kids up to the armoured door behind her counter. She punches a code into the panel beside the door and mutters something that sounds like "cockbiting fucktards" before it slides open. Stepping aside, she motions for the kids to enter first into the supply room. The room is like a library with weapon racks instead of bookcases and near the end of the room there are a couple of crates with ammo. To the right there is another door.

While you could try to touch any of the weapons, you might want to ask Tex' permission first.

Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Through the one door in the supply room, you enter the range. The room is as large as the supply room, but it's completely bare except for the solid targets at the other side.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
John's been aching to test out his new toy. He takes out the M6D, slips in a clip, and starts firing, continuing to adjust the sights every third shot or so.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Tex watches, appreciating the M6D. She must admit that she'd expected more than one person to turn up.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
John fires off another clip, wondering why he was the only here. Had he been set up?

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Tex thinks they might have been intimidated by the armour. Not that she cares as she got paid either way.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
John wonders how intimidating the armor would be, and how much it would cost to get a set of his own.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
He could try asking, but Tex will laugh at him.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
John figures that almost any question he'd ask would be met by laughing.

He wonders how derisive her laughter would be if he said he preferred her out of armor.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard to tell with Tex, really.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard to tell what she looks like out of the armor, but wow. Schmooookin. Hrm. P'haps John should think about other things for the moment.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
If Tex heard that, she might have agreed that a new train of thought would be a very good idea.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Man, John needs some action.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tex would advice someone his own age.

Re: Gun range

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
John tried that, and she ended up being 40 trapped in a 16 year old's body, and neither one was lindsey lohan. John wondered who on campus would be up for some snogging, and how old Tex was.