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Movie Sign Theater 3000: Saturday

The Marquee lights up, showing the following:

Now Showing: Post-Turkey Day "Whoa" Marathon
Noon: Point Break
2:30: Bram Stoker's Dracula
5:00: Johnny Mnemonic
7:00: Chain Reaction
9:00: The Replacements
11:00: Speed

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Buy a ticket! Only one will allow you to stay all day!

Cameron wonders which one that would be as he wasn't informed, but he's at the ox office, wearing his name tag and wondering when the hell Joel will get his real name tag ready. He'll be pondering this issue from 12:00 to 16:00.

Servo floats up behind Cam with a fresh new name tag with his real name!

"Yo, employee formerly known as Crunch, here's your name tag. Remember, once they buy a ticket for the marathon, they don't need to buy a ticket for the rest of the movies, okay? We're makin' money on the concessions today, ha!"

Servo reaches out and offers the name tag.

"Yo, sir. Understood," Cameron tentatively accepts the name tag and grins as he realises it has his real name on it. "Thank you, sir."

"Keep up the good work, Mitchell."

Servo floats off to ~~man~~ robot the concession stand.

Ooh. Movies. An all-day Keanu Reeves cheese fest? How can you go wrong? At the very least, Bram Stoker's Dracula is going to be a hoot and a half. She walks in the theater and goes up to the box office to pick up a ticket.

"Yo, Miss Calender." Cam says with a smile, happy with his new name tag. Having a teacher call him 'Crunch Buttsteak' would have been so embarrassing.

"Hey, Cameron," says Jenny, pulling her credit card out of her wallet. "Didn't know you worked here. I need a ticket for Bram Stoker's Dracula."

"Got to get money ~~for the gold brick funds~~ somewhere," Cameron settles the payment and hands the credit card and ticket back. "You can see all movies with one ticket today."

"Trying to support Vala in the style to which she'd like to become accustomed?" asks Jenny. "Ooh, that much quality Keanu?" She pretends to fan herself and laughs. "I don't know if I could handle it all."

Cameron blushes at the mention of Vala. "Maybe partly," he says. "I could check in between movies to see you're alright."

"In case I fall into a swoon from the sheer masculinity of it all?" asks Jenny, laughing. "Nah, I think I'll manage to keep ahold of my womanly sensibilities." She waves goodbye and heads over to the concession stand next.

You're gonna get hungry if you stay long enough. Make us rich by buying stuff, yays.

"Popcorn," says Jenny. "Extra butter."

"Extra butter it is." Servo serves up a nice heaping bag of buttery popcorn, and hands it over. "Five bucks for popcorn, beautiful lady."

"You know what?" says Jenny, handing over a five dollar bill. "I'm gonna get thirsty. Can I get a large Coke too?"

"Large coke for the lady." Servo goes about pouring the coke and then slides it in front of Jenny.

"Tell you what... give ole Servo a smooch on the dome, and we'll call the Soda moot, eh?" If Tom had eyebrows, he'd be waggling them.

"Am I being hit on by a robot?" asks Jenny, looking amazed.

"Not just any robot, but the handsomest robot in all of town." Servo opens his mouth and shakes his head back and forth quickly. "Now, it's either a kiss, or two more bucks. What's a fine woman like you gonna do, huh?"

Jenny bites her lip and tries to hold in her laughter.

"I gotta say, I've never met a robot with a libido before." She pulled out two dollars and put them on the counter. "But sorry, you're not my type. I like my guys a little more intellectual."

ZOMG, PRESIDENTS ARE ROBBING A BANK!

"I will go to Count Dracula."

Jenny settles in with her popcorn and her Coke and starts munching.

She bursts out into laughter when the 'vampire brides' start molesting Jonathan Harker. "God, let's just make sure to get all the stereotypical male fantasies in here," she snickers.

Good thing she's the only one in the theater so far.

At least Takeshi Kitano is cool?

At least Morgan Freeman is cool?

At least Gene Hackman is cool?

At least it isn't Speed 2

Check-in, Check-out.

Just don't Make Out, you still people.

Cameron clocks in.

Callisto clocks in.

She does not look hungover, nor is she wearing clothing belonging to other people. Really.

Now with Circus Peanuts!

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Noon: Point Break

2:30 Bram Stoker's Dracula

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5:00 Johnny Mnemonic

7:00 Chain Reaction

9:00 The Replacements

11:00 Speed

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