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fandomtownies2005-12-01 08:28 pm
House of Illusions, Thursday night
Gob was at the booth again. He looked pretty nervous. It seemed almost as if he was half-expecting a hitman from the Alliance of Magicians to appear, turn a sledgehammer into a crocodile, and destroy his shop.
A sign was on the booth:
BESTSELLER!!! Book Sale: "Magic for Morons: The Secrets of Illusion Revealed for Schmucks Like You" by GOB Bluth, 20% off.
A sign was on the booth:
BESTSELLER!!! Book Sale: "Magic for Morons: The Secrets of Illusion Revealed for Schmucks Like You" by GOB Bluth, 20% off.

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Gob looked up. He hadn't expected two customers in a week. "Hello there, miss. See anything you like?"
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"Oh hey, I was looking for Lilly Kane, actually. Doesn't she work here?"
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Gob pulled a full deck of cards out of thin air and held it up. "Pick a card."
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"Am I supposed to look at it?"
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"Okay, now what?"
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"No, not that one either."
[sorry went to bed]
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He stood up and showed his chair, revealing an "Eight of Diamonds?"
Frustrated, he asked, "Okay, what was it?"
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Gob threw the card back. "I'll have that one down better next time."
[OOC: It's the shop pre-swanning! Oh, how I've barely had time to miss it!]