Movie Sign Theater 3000 Friday, December 2nd

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

NOW PLAYING: Space Mutiny Starring Cameron Mitchell! (No, really)
Showtimes: 12:00, 2:30, 4:00, 6:30, 8:00, 9:30

Come on kids! Bring in your dates, Servo and I need something to laugh at!

((Post away you crazy diamonds!))

Comments

BOX OFFICE

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Give us your money! Or else we'll make you watch a Joe Don Baker movie!

Re: BOX OFFICE

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Lockheed flew in, curious if there are discounts for dragons. And, if not, how hot his flame would have to be to get a discount.

He wanted a ticket for 8:00.

Re: BOX OFFICE

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally shows up with a tux-wearing Anders, and approaches to get a ticket for the 8:00 Showing.

Re: BOX OFFICE

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Wanna head in now, or are we getting any snacks?" asks Anders, feeling slightly overdressed but not really caring about that.

Re: BOX OFFICE

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally shrugs. "I'm not really hungry, actually. You want anything?"

Re: BOX OFFICE

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Not really. We can eat later." Anders wraps his arm around Cally's shoulders. "Let's head in, 'kay?"

Concessions Stand

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Want some food? Well, you gotta pay for it freeloaders!

12:00 Showing

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and skip school here. We won't tell, we promise.

2:30 Showing

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

I should warn you, this movie has a villain named Calgon.

4:00 Showing

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

It also has old ladies in spandex.

6:30 Showing

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

And people shouting MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

8:00 Showing

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Ladies, I'll have you know I will be glad to sit next to you and hold your boobs hand if you get too scared by the horrible that is this movie.

Re: 8:00 Showing

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Lockheed settled into his seat. Once Cameron was human again, Lockheed would need something like this to continue snickering at him.

Re: 8:00 Showing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally settles down in the back row with Anders hoping he'll put his arm around her hoping he'll put his arm around her.

"Space Mutiny, huh? I wonder how it'll show the spaceships and stuff."

Re: 8:00 Showing

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Guess we'll find out, huh?" replies Anders, scooting up as close to Cally as the armrest will let him and putting his arm around her. It's like he read her mind or something. "You can explain the techie stuff to me."

Re: 8:00 Showing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally snuggles in and rests her head against Anders' shoulder.

She's more than a little caught off guard by the ships in the movie.

"What the frak? VIPERS?!"

Re: 8:00 Showing

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders may not have Cally's mechanical know-how, but he knows a Viper when he sees one. "Is that a frakkin' Mark 2?"

He stares at the screen.

Suddenly, the corners on the picture seem horribly, horribly wrong.

Almost blasphemous, even.

9:30 Showing

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Get to the necking, you horny teenagers.

Employee Breakroom

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

Clock In and get to work. And I was filling all of Joel's jumpsuits with peanut butter in here this morning so someone is gonna have to clean up the mess.

Re: Employee Breakroom

[joel_sol]

Somehow I knew that was you...

Re: Employee Breakroom

[fates_jaye]

Jaye is totally on time, yo.

Peanut Gallery

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

That's PEANUT gallery. Not penis gallery. I don't want to see any dong here, you understand me?

Re: Peanut Gallery

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*mutters*

Re: Peanut Gallery

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of what will happen when the BSG crew sees this film. The meta, it kills.

Re: Peanut Gallery

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I LOVE SPACE MUTINY!!!!!1