The Perk - Wednesday Morning

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Victor ordered an iced caramel macciato, then sat down in the most secluded corner he could find and waited for Jake.

Was he nervous? Nope, not at all...

[ooc: Intended for Jake, but y'all can use this as needed for your own coffee adventures.]

[ooc2: Oh, and this part here, with Victor and Jake? Sooo NFB. Maybe not even work safe...]

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Jake wandered in a little after Victor, and ordered himself an espresso before starting to look for Victor. You'd think a green guy would be more visible... Ah, there. Jake shuffled over to him and dropped down in the chair across from him. He sipped his coffee before tilting his head curiously. "Hey, what's up?"

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"Good," Victor sighed, a little shaky. "You made it."

"Okay, like I said, i know we barely talk, but I have a problem and I think you're the only one who can help me, okay? Now...before I ask, I need to know that you can keep this a secret. I don't want this getting out around campus."

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake automatically looked around for suspicious flower pots before turning his attention back to Victor. "Sure, no problem, but you should know that very little is secret around here."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Well, as long as you don't tell, the secret should be safe, right?"

Victor sighed. What if this got out? What would Walter say. But he was doing this for Walter, wasn't he? He had to know, and this was the only way.

After a deep breath, Victor leaned in and whispered, "What's a blow job?"

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Only his deep abiding love for coffee kept Jake from spitting out the mouthful he'd just taken. He swallowed quickly. "Say what now?" People just didn't ask Jake that kind of questions very often. "Like, what it is?" Jake's eyebrows went up. "Or are you looking for a tutorial? Because, dude, so very taken, here."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"So am I!" he exclaimed, then clamped his hand over his mouth. Luckily, no one else was in the shop but the cahier, and she was too busy taking a quick listen to her iPod.

Then, ina lower voice, eh explained: "I...my boyfriend and I had sex a few nights ago, and I heard about this thing called a blow job that was supposed to be really good, y'know? So I blowed on his dick, but it didn't seem to do anything. I think I did it wrong."

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((ooc: *is so totally, completely dead* Thank you, I needed that laugh.))

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[ooc: Because I can, I must now sit and snicker.]

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake stared. "Are you even old enough to have sex? Well, I guess you are, seeing as you have..." He trailed off, still vaguely disbelieving. "It's not so much with the blowing as the licking and... You know, Krycek's really much better at this kind of explanation thing." He paused and tilted his head again. "I could probably draw you a picture, though."

ooc: hee. I am amused, indeed.

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"Licking? You mean I'm supposed to lick it? Not that I'm complaining, since...er...um, yeah, do you think you can draw me a picture? A diagram or something?

"Also..do I ahve to go pick up some porn or is there a textbook on it somewhere? You think the library might ahve something?"

[ooc: *bows*]

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[ooc: I apologize for my spelling, btw. I'm dyslexic, and I can usually catch it, but sometimes not. Not trying to make an excuse. just trying to explain. :)]

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Suddenly, Victor's watch alarm went off, and Victor groaned. "Shit. Look, Jake, I'm sorry to jsut run but I gotta go. Thanks for everything and...well...sorry." He then grabbed his coffee and ran out of the shop, back to Fandom High.