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fandomtownies2006-01-21 01:23 pm
Just outside the FH gates, Saturday Afternoon
GOB was angry. GOB was also drunk. GOB was not, however, nearly drunk enough to go yell at Becky right now. That would be suicide.
This was just a terrible mistake. He stood outside the gates and began to shout towards the school.
"Hey! Mountie guy with the stupid hat! Come out here! I've got something to say to you!" He waited ten seconds for a response before continuing, "What are you, a big, red, Canadian chicken? CAWK-A, CAWK-A, CAWK-A..."
He continued his chicken taunt as he waited.
This was just a terrible mistake. He stood outside the gates and began to shout towards the school.
"Hey! Mountie guy with the stupid hat! Come out here! I've got something to say to you!" He waited ten seconds for a response before continuing, "What are you, a big, red, Canadian chicken? CAWK-A, CAWK-A, CAWK-A..."
He continued his chicken taunt as he waited.

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"¡Para el amor de Cristo, cierre por favor para arriba!"
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Curious, he walks over, spotting GOB who was not related to Becky shouting a rather odd taunt at him.
"Mr. Bluth," Fraser says slowly, "have you gotten lost?"
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This was not likely to end well for GOB.
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"Becky and I have done something to upset you?" Fraser asks, frowning. "Did she not offer to inflate things for you as well?"
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"Oh, my God," she said, walking up and facepalming. "Are you completely out of your mind?"
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He then took a swing with the free hand.
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"You're not going to win doing that. For one thing, you're going to break your thumb trying to throw a punch that way."
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because no breaky camera, and gives her a thumbs up.no subject
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He had brought popcorn.
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If shrubs could snicker of course.
Which they can't.
They can't take pictures, either.
So you aren't really seeing anything.
Move along.
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So it didn't.
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"Golly, if someone were here in disguise, I sure wish they would film this. 'Cause it's funny. But sadly, no disguisey people here, huh?" she said in her best 'woe!' voice, to no one in particular.
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Because it's a shrub.
Click, click, click.