Jeff, The God of Biscuits, Saturday night

[sooo_cute]

Yes, Quinn should have better Saturday night plans. Shut up. People are weird here. Instead of doing something cool, she goes to the bakery in order to get some things for the common room tomorrow morning, since not everyone is weird.

She steps up to the counter and orders stuff. Yes, stuff.

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[deadly_little]

As if out of nowhere, a water balloon flies at Quinn's back with extreme force. One might even assume the person throwing it was mad as hell about something.

[sooo_cute]

Quinn shrieks, because cold water, eek!

And of course she doesn't see anyone. As again, this someone is an omgwtfNINJA.

Belatedly, Quinn puts a hand up to her hair, which is wet and ruined! "Eep!"

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Archie just happens to also be in town, at the bakery on a Saturday night. (Not that he'll admit it to anyone, but he's tired of Anders being such a damned attention whore by constantly buying cupcakes for everyone, and he'd like to get a corner on that market.)

He's currently standing outside with his hands in his pockets, trying to decide between an assortment of scones and a tray of croissants.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"I see you eyeing those scones, Archie," Kawalsky said after entering. "They look pretty good. But then.. so does that big chocolate cake." He pulled out his wallet.

[deadly_little]

A water balloon flies at Archie with extreme force behind the throw, like a tiny person had put all her weight into it. That sucker might bruise.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

A pirate cannot live on rum alone.

Occasionally, he needs some rum cake, too.

Thus the trip to the bakery.

Mmm. Cake.

[deadly_little]

Unseen, Miho's eyes narrow. Her ancient nemesis. Here. This requires retaliation.

Out of nowhere, a water balloon flies at the pirate, two more following close behind.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Driven by a late night craving for something with chocolate (or a lot of something with chocolate), Sam stood by the bakery case, drooling looking at the brownies.

[deadly_little]

The unseen assailant's supply of balloons is plentiful. Unluckily for Sam. A water balloon is thrown in the direction of her chest.

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Becky was not at all depressed.

She just wanted cookies, and Miho had eaten all of them.

Again.

So she was in the bakery, avoiding eye contact with people because she's antisocial like whoa.

[deadly_little]

Balloon attack fury! Becky should know the drill by now.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

While he does enjoy baking his own lemon bars, Lee has no qualms in purchasing the lemon bars made by professionals. Popping in to the store, he's astonished to see so many people, but then, when you have a craving...

[deadly_little]

The unseen assailant paused to admire the pretty man's arms--and he was even tiny! Like her! But sadly in color--before throwing a water balloon at him.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

After having some fun with that mini-student thing, Lockheed felt the urge to break his vow of no sweets. Unfortunately, he had no money for he was an unemployed wee dragon.

He looked sadly at all of the food in the bakery. Oh well.

[deadly_little]

A water balloon goes flying at the dragon. But not too hard, because, though Lockheed does not know it, the water balloon attacker likes him, and does not want to knock him out of the air.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye would ordinarily not head into town at this time of night, except that Cameron's sleeping on the floor tonight and she should probably serve him since he's the guest and all. Therefore, doughnuts.

[deadly_little]

As if out of nowhere, a water balloon flew at Jaye.

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

Feeling rather proud of himself for managing to set up the computers in the batcave basement without blowing anything up, Tommy heads to the bakery to purchase some victory cake.

[deadly_little]

Miho considered her newest target carefully. She did like the smart doctor glasses, but something inside her said 'this man should have long hair.'

Anyway, she threw a water balloon at him. Hard.

[deadly_little]

Miho just sort of appeared inside the door of the bakery. There was no sound, the bell did not jingle. She was just...there. She stood there in her silk robes for a moment, until a water balloon flew out of nowhere. Being a ninja, she side-stepped it neatly, and it splashed against a display case. Couldn't let these robes get wet.

How did she pull that off? The world may never know.

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

Smith wanders into the bakery. He wants a pie, dammit. He's had a hard day. He's going to become happier with pie.

Pie is his goal. Yes, pie.

[deadly_little]

Water balloon. She aims for the hand not holding pie, because ruining pie would be unconscionable.

[joel_sol]

Wow. This place is busy tonight.

Joel shrugs and steps up to the counter. "What's up with this?" he asks.

The NPC'ed bakery clerk shakes his head. "I don't ask anything in this town anymore."

[deadly_little]

As if out of nowhere, a water balloon flew at Joel. Another one was right behind it, aimed for the poor, long-suffering bakery clerk.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser's deep in thought about Inuit stories, monochromatic women who invite him to their rooms, and climbing through windows when he walks in the door.

"Ah, baked goods." And he proceeds to pick out some danishes.

[deadly_little]

A water balloon flies out of nowhere. Miho promises herself 3 points if it knocks off the hat.

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

Alpha 5 has no clue why Zordon is sending him to the bakery to buy muffins, because OMGWTFNOBODY. Privately, the little robot thinks that his boss is trying to steal Smith's cupcake schtick. But it is not his place to question. So here he is, attempting to buy muffins.

It's just too bad that he has no need to eat and therefore has no clue what to buy, so here he is, deliberating over the case.

His frequent cries of "Ay-yi-yi!" make him even more of an easy target than the bright red body and blinking lights already do.

[deadly_little]

Miho blinks at the...thingy in the bakery. Is it some sort of strange fetishist, she wonders?

Then she decides it doesn't matter and sends a water balloon flying from her latest hiding spot.

[hawktobias.livejournal.com]