ext_141420 ([identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2006-01-24 10:32 am

The Park, Late Monday Night.

In the dead of the night a shadowy figure snuck into the park, and made a bee-line for the benches near the duckpond.

After struggling with the benches for several minutes, the shadowy figure ran off and returned with a battle-axe.

A short while later two of the benches had been reduced to kindling and the others were carefully hacked off their mountings.

About half an hour after that, the benches and kindling-that-used-to-be-benches were neatly stacked in a neat bonfire arrangement next to the pond, but away from the trees.

The shadowy figure crouched near the heap of wood and flicked on a lighter. They then ran off again, this time returning with a gerry-can of oil. The next time the shadowy figure put their lighter to the kindling it caught light quickly.

The shadowy figure just as quickly retreated to the trees to watch. They might have been cackling a little.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Barbossa was drawn to the fire as well. Burning might also mean pillaging, after all.

And it had been a long time since he'd gotten to pillage.

Also? Roasted marshmallows smelled good.
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Miho turned her head slowly, eyes narrowing and nostrils flaring.

Pirate. The ancient enemy.

She deliberately set her marshmallow on fire and whirled to face him.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Becky arched a brow, and set her hands on her hips innocently.

Sure, she was reaching into her holsters, but who knew that? Aside from Miho, that is.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Barbossa suddenly wished he was dressed as a shrub. The faces looking at him were very unfriendly.

"Lovely night fer a spot o' burnin', aye?" he said lightly.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmm," Becky said, playing with the triggers of her handguns. "Whatcha up to? Did you start the fires?"

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Another talking shrubbery.

These things happen.

Barbossa gave a small wave at the undergrowth, then turned to address the girl speaking to him.

"Normally I be plunderin', then I be burnin'," he said. "But I be not sure thar be anythin' t' plunder in this town."
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Miho jabbed her flaming marshmallow onna stick at the pirate.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. The traditional feint with flaming sweets. He had heard tale of these sort of ninja ways on board.

If only he could remember what the correct response was.

He slowly reached for his bottle of rum.
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Miho, mistakenly thinking the pirate was going for his sword, went for hers as well.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shit. Barbossa winced. Wrong move. And he was only going to be able to walk out of this if the Inverse Rule of Ninja Proportions came into play.

He looked around in vain hope for dozens of more ninjas to come and get in each others' way.

No dice.

But the pride, such as it was, of all pirates were on the line.

He couldn't turn tail and run.

"I was goin' t' offer ye some of me rum," he said. "Splash some on a marshmallow, ye get a much bigger flame."

Please, please don't kill me.
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Miho considered this offer. She did like rum. And flambe. And it seemed that they were the only pirate and ninja in this town. It wouldn't be a fair fight without the rest of his shipmates. Perhaps a truce was in order.

Besides, the night was young.

She offered him a marshmallow onna stick.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Barbossa carefully took the marshmallow onna stick, then reached for his flask and doused it liberally.

He poked it into the fire.

Mmm. Flambe.

He smiled and held the flask out to Miho.
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Miho doused her own marshmallow with rum, careful not to spill any because, well, borrowed rum. Then she also poked it into the fire.

Fire pretty.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Barbossa smiled at her.

It wasn't quite like hanging out with the crew on ship, but this was nice in its own way.

Plus the crew never shared their marshmallows.
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Miho smiled back at the pirate.

She would have keelhauled the crew for not sharing their marshmallows. Except she wasn't quite sure what keelhauling was. It sounded like it involved fishhooks. She supposed she could ask the pirate, but that would require speaking.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Ninja, eh?" Barbossa said after blowing off his piece of charred marshmallow and eating it. "Would ye be knowin' anythin' about someone in the neighborhood wit' balloons, by any chance?"
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Miho popped her own charred marshmallow in her mouth whole. And smirked.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Barbossa raised an eyebrow. "Interestin'."
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Miho glanced over her shoulder at the full-blown catfight going on behind them. Some people. She sighed and popped another marshmallow on her stick.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Some people, ye know?" Barbossa said, rolling his eyes. "Ruin a perfectly good bit o' burnin' wit' violence. First ye do the violence, then ye do the burnin'. Otherwise thar could be unfortunate scorchin' incidents."
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[personal profile] deadly_little 2006-01-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Miho nodded agreeably and offered Barbossa another marshmallow.

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Barbossa gave her a small bow. "Thank ye very kindly," he said, putting it onna stick and setting it on fire.