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Outside the Kwik Stop, Wednesday

". . . and then Chuck Norris was like bam! Crunch, right around the neck with his thighs of Chuck Norris. This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny . . ."

Silent Bob nodded, thoroughly involved in Jay's enthusiastic reenactment of a battle royale. With theme song! When Jay got to the bit involving the mob of superheroes and wizards, he got actively involved. So basically they ended up pretending to maul each other while Jay continued wailing, "This is the ultimate showdoooown . . ."

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"Can I put this up in your window?" Orlin asked coming up on the two strange guys who were singing and wrestling. He had thought that curse was over...

Both men jerked upright, maintaining Maximum Straight Guy Personal Space Zone. To answer his question, Silent Bob shrugged and waved a hand dismissively.

Jay nodded. "Tubby's right. Ain't our window."

"Well then," Orlin said, "Offering each of them a poster, " Have one, its an invitation by poster to a party I am throwing with a neighbor for all of Fandom." He grinned the usuall wattage of hotness, because he's Orlin.

Silent Bob took a poster, looking over the information. Jay barely glanced at it before tossing it aside. Bob caught that one, too, with a small shake of his head.

Jay was giving Orlin a suspicious look. "Hey man, don't look at me like that. I ain't got nothing against it. See tubby, here, he loves the cock."

Orlin looked puzzled, "Look at you like what?" He asked, honestly confused. "I was inviting you to a party with food and drink, but if you're not interested," he reached to take the posters back.

Bob jerked the posters back, shaking his head quickly. He jerked his head towards Jay and rolled his eyes, indicating that Orlin shouldn't mind what he was saying. He pointed at the poster and grinned.

Orlin grinned, "Well then I hope to see you," He paused and rolled his eyes at Jay, "Both there then."

Jay appeared ready to say something extremely offensive, but with ninja!Bob-like speed, Silent Bob tucked the posters under his arm, twisting one of Jay's arms behind his back, and clapped a hand over his mouth.

As Jay flailed, Bob nodded vigorously.

Orlin smiled, and continued on his merry Orlin way.

Once Orlin was a safe distance away, Bob released Jay with a warning glare.

"What the fuck was that for, tubby?" Jay flailed. "That guy was totally coming on to me!"

Bob sighed and shook his head. He held up the posters and pointed at it emphatically. Jay grinned. "Hell yeah. Free booze, lots of ladies. And hey, poster-guy might even put out for you, you fairy."

Bob shook his head again. Some days he wondered how he lived like this.

Boone passed by the loitering two on his way to the Kwik Stop for Red Bull and cigarettes. He nodded in greeting.

Silent Bob nodded back. Jay jerked his head at him. "Hey, man, what's up?"

"Basically nothing," he replied, then realized that wasn't entirely truthful. "Just a sec." He amended, disappearing into the the Kwik Stop. He returned a minute or two later with the generic convenience store bag - white with six rows of red letters proclaiming THANK YOU. The bag contained the desired cigarettes, a cheap lighter, Red Bull, and a bag of jerky, which he gave to the duo. A peace offering of sorts. "Here."

"Dude!" Jay took the jerky and examined it before flipping it over to Silent Bob, who grinned and enthusiastically tore it open, gnawing on a strip with Bob-like determination.

"Thanks, man!" Jay offered a fist.

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