Serenity Cove, Friday Afternoon.

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Wondering why they insisted on meeting here instead of at the causeway, Callisto stood in the sand waiting for her two DJs.

[ooc: Locked to travelingband, yo.]

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In a shower of pink glitter and rose petals, two figures, resplendent in white leather and pink gauze appeared.

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Callisto facepalmed. Apparently their advert as the Divine DJs wasn't hyperbole. "Oh, frak me."

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Ares, a oh so very gay shining vision in white leather, smirked. "I'd be glad to- Priestess Callisto?"

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"Ar, don't be silly, mirror-universe bro, look at the bitching leather outfit, this is obviously the Callisto from my universe," Aphrodite paused for a second, then meeped and stood behind Ares. "She doesn't, like, have a totally heinous hind's blood dagger on her does she?"

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"Priestess? Hind's blood? Mirror-Universe?" Callisto's brain was starting to hurt again. "And why the frell are the God of War and Goddess of Love hiring themselves out as DJs to high school dances?"

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"God of Love," Ares might have pouted a little bit. "My counterpart with the black leather, doesn't really go for the music gig."

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"God of Lo- whatever, that still doesn't answer my question."

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"Listen, Cal, sweetie, it's kinda a long and most unbodacious story," Aphrodite "Suffice it to say that, like, you should really look into finding that whole inner peace deal, maybe take up yoga."

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"Yoga, right," Callisto tried to ignore being called Sweetie by the Goddess of Love, since there was no real effective threat to use against her. "Okay, the dance starts at eight thirty, so try to be there at least an hour before for set up and music tests."

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Both gods nodded.

"Anything else we need to know, darling?"

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"One, don't call me darling unless you want your pants suddenly looser in the crotch, two, don't do anything to the students, we have enough trouble with the teachers doing that. Clear?"

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Ares looked affronted at the threat to his masculinity.

Aphrodite might have snickered. "Whatever you say, sweetie."

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Callisto suddenly grinned. "Actually, there is one more thing you might be able to do..."

Anyone listening might have heard the words 'Rita', 'Wilbur' and 'true love' being mentioned.