fandomtownies | Outside the Kwik Stop, Thursday evening

Orlin strolled up, he had actually been looking for these two.

"I was told you guys had some special ingredient for brownies?" He asked hopefully.

Lucas's brownies had been awesome!

Jay nodded. "A man with a plan. I like your style." He reached for an interior pocket. "How many brownies are you making?"

"Umm, about two batches I think," Orlin replied, mentally calculating how much brownie mix he actually had.

Jay nodded, calculating. "And how special did you want these brownies?"

Silent Bob sighed. He made a complex series of gestures to Jay, who seemed to understand each and every one, nodding slowly. "Gotcha, tubby. So, straightforward guy, how special?"

"Special," Orlin said, having no idea what this actually ment. "Like how Lucas had them."

"Lucas?" Jay glanced at Bob, who shrugged. "Ain't no client of ours. You got cash?" He seemed to be fingering something just out of sight under his jacket.

Orlin nodded, "How much?"

He really had no clue what he was buying, how fun!

Jay narrowed his eyes. "$80," he said abruptly. Silent Bob sighed again, but didn't say anything. Not that he would.

Orlin arched an eyebrow, he knew that was too much.

"Fifty."

Yumm, brownies.

"Seventy," Jay shot back, making a show of tucking it back away.

Orlin shrugged, "Lucas did mention some one else, I guess I'll just go there..." He turned to leave.

Silent Bob glared at Jay, then reached out to grab Orlin's arm. He held up six fingers.

Orlin sighed, and then nodded.

"Fine, since I'm already here..."

He pulled three twenties out.

Silent Bob grinned, leaned closer and made a gesture indicating not to mind his hetero lifemate. He jerked his head at Jay, who unwillingly palmed something to Silent Bob, who transferred it to his other hand, handing it to Orlin and taking his money in one swift movement. He gave a cheery little salute.

Orlin grinned, "Thanks!"

And then he continued on his merry way, to make brownies! And annoy Camulus! Joy!

After the bookstore she decides to dash over to the quickstop for some chips and diet coke. Smiling at the two loitering boys, she waves.

"Hi guys."

Silent Bob waved cheerily back while Jay jerked his head. "Yo, babe, 'sup?"

[[Has she met the boys before? *still newish mun*]]

Babe? She looked down at herself just to make sure he was talking to her.

"Um, not much. Just getting some snacks. You?"

Jay shrugged. "This is our place of business. Me and tubby here are professional loiterers. I'm Jay," indicating himself and then smacking Silent Bob in the chest, "And this is my hetero lifemate Silent Bob."

"Nice to meet you Jay. And...Silent Bob. I'm CJ. Is there such a thing as professional loiterer? I've never heard of that."

Jay shrugged. "It's a growth industry. We're gonna be very big in a few years." He leered. "The sight of you is makin' me pretty big, too."

Silent Bob sighed, whacking Jay on the arm warningly, then rolling his eyes at CJ to try and indicate that Jay was, in fact, harmless.

He reminded her of Loz...except harmless. Arching her eyebrow she leaned in to give it right back.

"Oh yeah? I think you've got a few years to grow before you could even have a shot, kid."

Silent Bob shook his head in resignation. This wouldn't end well for his poor Jay.

Jay, however, didn't realise this. He stepped forward a bit, spreading his hands. "Hey, baby, I'm all the man you'll ever need."

"Sweetie, I'm more woman than you can handle."

"C'mon, baby, don't be like that," Jay said, bobbing in what he thought was a sexy manner but just ended up looking creepy. "You ready for some hardcore Jay-lovin'?"

Silent Bob facepalmed.

It took almost everything she had to not just laugh at him until she couldn't breathe.

"Does that ever work on girls? That line?"

Silent Bob shook his head emphatically behind Jay's back.

"Fuck yeah, bitch," Jay replied, pounding his chest. "I got the honeys lined up day and night, uh huh, uh huh," the last punctuated with some vigorous air-humping.

"Did you just call me bitch?"

She arched her eyebrow and glared at him. Taking a step forward, she looked back at Bob.

"I'm going to be throttling your hetero lifemate here. You don't mind, do you?"

Silent Bob's eyes bugged out and he jumped forward, waving his hands as he tried to get between CJ and Jay, who was still trying to get at CJ, pushing him backwards. He wrung his hands at her with a pleading look, looking back at Jay and putting a hand over his heart, waving the other to indicate that he really didn't mean anything he said, please don't be offended, can we all be friends?

She stopped in her tracks and looked him up and down. "You know, you're kinda cute, Bob."

Silent Bob beamed. Jay looked disgusted. He backed away, throwing his arms up, muttering, "Tubby bitch gets all the chicks . . ."

A small laugh and she turns to go in the store. "It's because he knows what to do with his mouth. Chicks dig that."

Silent Bob looked smug. Jay looked even more disgusted. "Hey, this fat bitch loves the cock!" he called after CJ, jamming his hands in his pockets in disappointment.

Bob patted him sympathetically on the back, still looking smug.

Coming back out with her soda and chips, she just knew they'd still be there.

"You know your first mistake, Jay?"

"No, why don't you tell me?" Jay sneered, still a little put out.

She leaned in close, "You didn't talk about me. I don't care what you've got in there." she looked down to his crotch, "I care about what you can do in there." and she nodded to her own jeans before stepping back.

Jay blinked, his mouth hanging open. "Did you . . . did you just give me chick advice?" he gaped. What was with this town? First that Wonder Woman chick Bob was sweet on wanted some kinda kinky double date, and now . . .

"God, you're dense."

She looked over to Bob, "You get what I'm saying, right Bob?"

Bob nodded vigorously, miming taking notes. He patted Jay on the shoulder with a small shrug and roll of his eyes.

"See? He gets it." She grinned. These kids were too much fun.

Silent Bob grinned and saluted. Jay glowered even more, muttering something involving penile euphemisms.

[[I'm off for a bit. Back in an hour or two.]]

She saluted back at Bob, grinning.

"What did you say, Jay?"

Jay smirked. "I said that yrrrmmmphgrrmmmph!" He flailed as Bob clapped one hand over his mouth, twisting Jay's arm behind his back. He smiled apologetically at CJ.

"Your lifemate takes good care of you, Jay. I'll see you boys around." She nodded and tossed her hand up in a wave as she turned to walk away.

Bob began to wave with the hand over Jay's mouth, stopped abruptly, clapped it back in place, and waved with the other. Jay elbowed him off. "I fucking hate you," he snarled at Bob.

Bob just shrugged. Like he hadn't heard that before. Soon enough Jay would be back to expressing his repressed homosexuality all over him.

[[zomg, I love you. You had me laughing SO hard.]]

[[*bows* My pleasure. I'm giggling just as hard. *grin*]]

Outside the Kwik Stop, Thursday evening

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