Pirate Radio: Wine, Wenches 'n Song [Noon-2pm]

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

If your radio was tuned to Pirate Radio, you'd hear a very familiar voice crackling through it at noon.

"This be Barbossa," he began, kicking his feet up onto his new desk and speaking into the microphone. "And I be comin' t' ye from the newest 'n most improved Crow's Nest wit' me newest program: Wine, Wenches, 'n Song, devoted t' helpin' the lovelorn 'n the hopeless-type romantics t' get some manner o' clue. I also be playin' yer requests 'n dedications, provided they be not somethin' I don't like."

Barbossa spun around in his chair. "The pirate be in, the phone lines be open. Bother me."

He pushed a button and Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" began playing. Barbossa was quite the romantic.

Comments

Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Ever the Same," anyone? Celine Dion? Pirate music? Barbossa's got them all.

Re: Make a song request

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Feeling like a sap, Sawyer calls in.

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"This be the pirate, ye be on the air," Barbossa said.

Re: Make a song request

[fates_jaye]

There may be an anomymous caller who only requests "FREEBIRD!!!" before hanging up.

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"This be 'Freebird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd," Barbossa said. "Because as ye know, thar be birds that be free and ye cannot change that. Or something. Thar be some great guitar riffs in this--that all I be carin' about."

Re: Make a song request

[nadiathesaint]

An anonymous caller with a thick Russian accent calls in to request Gimme Brains by Bratmobile, dedicated to the boys in Stickbug.

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Here be 'Gimme Brains', which be terrible romantic if ye be a soul-suckin' zombie o' some kind, I guess," Barbossa said before playing the song. "It be goin' out t' the mateys in Stickbug. Be any o' ye soul-suckin' zombies? Not that thar be anything wrong wit' that, o' course..."

Re: Make a song request

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John totally calls up.

"Yo, boss! Can you dedicate "Hey Mickey" to Aeryn?"

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"I be takin' no responsibility whatsoever fer this next request," Barbossa said. "This be 'Hey Mickey,' goin' out t' Aeryn. Thar be a video that be goin' wit' this about cheerleadin'. I be a big fan o' wenches in small skirts, o' course, but I be in no way includin' Aeryn in that because I be likin' me head where it be. On me head and attached and such."

He pressed play.

Re: Make a song request

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

A female voice, slightly muffled as though she'd covered her phone with a hankerchef or possibly part of her sleeve, called in.

"Um, hi? I need help with a song dedication?"

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"O' course," Barbossa said. "How can I be helpin' ye, wench? Or matey-wit'-a-high-voice, as the case may be?"

Re: Make a song request

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Hellooooo, Barbossa. This would be Maureen Bossy Bossy Meanie Head. Or so I've been told."

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"How ye be, wench?" Barbossa laughed. "What kin I be doin' fer ye?"

Re: Make a song request

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Um, I have a request?"

Re: Make a song request

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"What can I do fer ye, wench?"

Ask for love advice

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Because this can only turn out well...

Re: Ask for love advice

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

*ring-a-ding-ding*

Re: Ask for love advice

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*a digitally disguised voice asks*

"The person I love is now with the person I was crushing on. Any advice on how to deal with that?"

Re: Ask for love advice

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally's not even attempting to disguise her voice.

"Hey, what do you do if your boy starts expressing a definite attraction to the idea of liking other boys?"

Re: Ask for love advice

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Hey, so what do you do when you start actually kind of not hating the guy you're just having sex with? To the point where you don't even want to shoot him anymore, usually?"

It's possible that someone might have mistaken Becky for Rory. Honest mistake, really.

Re: Ask for love advice

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Hey, pirate. Long-time listener, first-time caller. There's this woman who I have a... thing with. But after a couple of... incidents in the past couple weeks, I don't know if she'll let me get her drunk anymore. What can I do about that?"

Re: Ask for love advice

[deadly_little]

*silence*

Re: Ask for love advice

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"So I have a question about letting go."

Show up at the studio

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Bearing rum, if you'd like something...a bat if you're not particularly happy with the pirate...

Re: Show up at the studio

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

A bottle of top quality rum appears on a table close to Barbossa with a note

Hope you enjoy this as much as I'm enjoying the show

PM

((*loves on you*))