Movie Sign Theater 3000, Wednesday night

[joel_sol]

The theater's not open, per se, but that doesn't mean nothing's happening.

Anyone inside might hear the frequent comments coming from the theater, louder than the movie, mostly insulting Steven Segal. Because Steven Segal? Deserving of mockery, yes.


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Comments

[fates_jaye]

Jaye mods her way into the theater, and stands at the end of the row, saying, "I need an entertainment monkey. Open the freaking theater so I can earn cash."

[joel_sol]

Joel looks over at her. "Can't talk now. At commercial sign."

[fates_jaye]

Jaye blinks. "There's no commercial sign."

[joel_sol]

"...Okay, no, no commercial sign, but I hate the movie."

[fates_jaye]

She glances at the screen. "Under Siege?"

[joel_sol]

"2," Joel corrects.

[fates_jaye]

"Whatever. Open the theater!"

[joel_sol]

"No."

[fates_jaye]

"Yes."

[joel_sol]

"Make me."

[fates_jaye]

"Fine, I will!"

[joel_sol]

"You're doing a craptastic job there."

[fates_jaye]

"...OPEN THE THEATER."

[joel_sol]

"Lick Crow."

[fates_jaye]

"EW!"

And it goes on like this for roughly an hour and a half, until Jaye looks at her watch. "God dammit, I'm going to be late for radio."

[joel_sol]

Joel shrugs. "Do it from here."

[fates_jaye]

"...It's a theater," she reminds him.

[joel_sol]

He gives her the 'yes I know and you're stupid' look. "You think you don't spend umpteen years having bad movies shown at you without learning a thing or two."