http://crowt-robot.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2006-06-02 09:58 am
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Movie Sign Theater 3000-Friday

Crow felt strangely accomplished for opening up the theater today. He should give himself a raise for doing it.

NOW PLAYING: Wild Wild West starring Kenneth Branagh's horrible facial hair!
SHOWTIMES: Noon, 1:30, 3:00, 4:30, 6:00, 7:30 and 9:00
Anyone who sings Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" gets a free box of Goobers which I stuck my hand in!


((Go ahead!))
((Info on the movie here
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BOX OFFICE

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Come and get your ticket and you win a free chance to talk to me, Crow T. Robot!

Concessions

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Come get your snacks! And here's where you'll be singing for Goobers. And remember I'm laughing with you not at you.

Noon Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I love it when cripples are bad guys. Don't ask me why.

1:30 Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You get to see Salma Hayek's butt! And it is a fine butt.

3:00 Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Kevin Kline's character is so gay in this movie you might believe that Joel is straight.

4:30 Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this movie would have been better as a musical. But who am I kidding? Everything will be better as a muscial! Look at what RENT did for AIDS!

6:00 Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, if I had a giant spider I'd totally go to Japan and battle Godzilla!

7:30 Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Does anybody even know who Ulysses S. Grant was?

9:00 Showing

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Will Smith out in the old West. How did this movie NOT make money?

Employee Breakroom

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Clock in. Not that I'm expecting anyone to show up, it is Friday. I know you kids have your sock hops and burger joints. Or just joints.

Peanut Gallery

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's sad how I like this movie.

And OMG gotta get some RPing done before I have to work at an actual movie theater for three days.

Yes, I realize the irony of me working at a movie theater.

Re: Peanut Gallery

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
My sis-in-law did the White House set on this movie.

/family bragging
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Re: Peanut Gallery

[personal profile] joel_sol 2006-06-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
*raises hand* I did it, too.
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Re: Peanut Gallery

[personal profile] joel_sol 2006-06-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Actually, I worked at a theater when this very movie came out. Huh.
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