Caritas, Monday Night

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Jarod came running in late because his mun totally spaced, omg, and opened the bar, pretending that the band wasn't saying nasty things about them behind his back.

He did take a minute to hang some pine tree air fresheners on the band. Zombies plus Virginia summer heat and humidity wasn't the freshest smelling combination in the history of aromas.

Comments

The Band

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Don't mind the pine.

The Bar

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Drink to the holiday. Jarod's here, or you can mod Tino.

The Lounge

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Hang out all you want.

OOC

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Yay, holiday!

Re: The Bar

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

After leaving the duck pond, Peter, John, and Greg needed some booze. For heartbroken ducks and Caritas seemed like the best place to go for such a thing.

"Okay," Peter asked his companions as he approached the bar. "What kind of alcohol do ducks drink?"

Re: The Bar

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Something fruity?" John asks. "Or something hard to deal with their grief?"

Re: The Bar

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Those were sangria ducks," Greg told them wisely.

Re: The Bar

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"Good evening, gentlemen," Jarod said with a perfectly straight face, "what can I get for you?"

Re: The Bar

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"We need some sangria, apparently, for a..." Peter looked to his friends. "What is a group of ducks called?"

Re: The Bar

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Furrytopia," John makes up.

Re: The Bar

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Sangria for a furrytopia of heartbroken ducks," Peter said.

Re: The Bar

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"And how much sangria will you be needing for this, er, furrytopia?"

Re: The Bar

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Um." John thinks. "Coupla pints, maybe? Coupla bottles. Just so the pain can ease."

Re: The Bar

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Enough to drown their heartache," Greg said, nodding sadly.

Re: The Bar

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"And it takes a lot to drown a duck," Peter said. "They spend so much time in water. It's a scientific fact."

Re: The Bar

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"We have heartbroken ducks now?" Jarod asked, pouring the Sangria into a couple of empty wine bottles. "And are you sure none of them are on the wagon? You wouldn't want to enable alcoholic ducks."

Re: The Bar

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John looks at Peter and Greg. "We forgot to ask. Should we bring some soda back for those that might be in recovery?"

Re: The Bar

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Pepsi, Coke, whatever cola you have," Peter said. "Diet. We don't want them to let themselves go over this."

Re: The Bar

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"We'll have to check on them and make sure they're not just sitting around in their bathrobes watching soap operas and Judge Judy all day, too," Greg agreed. "They need to stay active. Endorphins are important."

Re: The Bar

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Good looking out." John nods and tries to think of anything else. He looks back at Jarod and asks, "Would heartbroken ducks need anything else, you think?"

Re: The Bar

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"Tissues?" Jarod suggested, pulling a couple of bottles of diet coke (both with and without lime) and putting them next to the bottles of sangria. "Maybe a group of younger, prettier ducks?"

Re: The Bar

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"A rebound furrytopia!"

Re: The Bar

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"The pond is the hot place for duck girls from what I understand," Peter said. "If there were any cute duck girls around, the guy ducks would have gone after them already."

Re: The Bar

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"Maybe the ducks are homosexual?"

Re: The Bar

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No, no, they're pining after a lady. I'm pretty sure she's a lady, anyway. She's tall and blonde and pretty and has girlish-looking parts, but those could be implants, I s'pose," Greg said.