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Movie Sign Theater 3000- Saturday

Crow may have opened the theater late but he opened it by god!

Now Playing: Mitchell starring Joe Don Baker!
Showtimes: 1:30, 3:00, 4:30, 6:00, 7:30 and 9:00
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Buy your tickets. Or sneak in. Whichever.

Cameron's actually here to work.

Get your food. And I mean "get" literally. Cause I'm not getting up.

If you must.

Peter walked into the theater without buying a ticket. He wasn't here to see a movie. He was a man on a mission.

"Uh, hello? Is a manager here?" he asks "Is anyone here?"

Crow perked his head out of the butter machine. "Whoa buddy! We don't allow whales in here!"

Peter looked behind him to see if there was in fact, a whale behind him. There wasn't. Maybe the little metal guy was drunk.

"Uh...okay. Are you a manager or a ride?" he says "If you're a manager I need to talk to you and if you're a ride I've got a quarter."

"Hey I'm no ride. I don't do that anymore!" says Crow. "But give me that quarter."

Peter reluctantly gave Crow his only quarter. The last of the money his father gave him.

Crow ate the quarter, sticking it in the piggy bank that he ate earlier that week. "Yes, I am a manager. What's the problem? Crunch said something that made you feel uncomfortable? Cause I can't fire him. We've only got two employees."

"I didn't talk to a Crunch but it sounds delicious!" said Peter "I'm here for a job. You see my dad only gave me about twenty bucks to you know, live and I seemed to have spent all of it in three months."

"So will you hire me?"

"Hmmmmm...I don't know..." said Crow slowly. He already knew he was going to hire Peter simply because they needed the help. "It's a pretty tough job. You've got to accept me as your evil robot overlord, deal with Jaye's crazy, be threatened by Crunch, and somehow find a way to respect Joel even though he is a failure as a human being."

"Oh and you have to treat the customers like they were idiots. Even if they threaten you because I like to watch organics get the smack down. You think you got what it takes?" asks Crow.

"I've already met Talks-to-her-purse, I'll stay out of Crunch's way, I doubt anybody can be more of a failure than I am and may I kiss your feet sir?" said Peter very quickly. He really needed this job.

"I think you'll do fine. We need a complete moron around here." said Crow.

"I'm hired? Freaking sweet! I'm just the moron you were looking for!" says Peter, excited. "When do I work? And what do I do?"

"You work whenever we open the theater. And we open it whenever Joel or I decide to get off our asses to do it." says Crow "If Crunch isn't working then you rock the box office and if Jaye's working you stand beside her and annoy her."

"You got that?"

"You won't be disappointed Mr. uh...what's your name?"

"Crow. Mr. Crow. But you can call me Master." said Crow evilly. "Now leave my sight Fat One. I expect to see you here tomorrow."

"Yes Master!" exclaims Peter. He then ran out of the theater quickly as to not disappoint his new boss.

"What an idiot."

Warning: Joe Don Baker will cause blindness if you stare at him for long periods of time.

Joe Don Baker is Mittens. He's a cop.

Who's the puffy guy who's a big blurry sex machine?

Just looking at this movie makes me feel like a donut munching alcoholic.

Word on the street is you're a jerk!

MITCHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Hey...that Jaye girl has been clocked in since yesterday!

Cameron clocked in to actually make money today omg.

Sadly, I do not have this one on tape. I shall watch Manos instead!

OMG, MITCHELL.

That episode is so good yet so sad. *pets Joel*

Yeah I just hired myself! Wanna make something of it? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?

...We both work for ourselves now.

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