Fandom Radio: Profits and Prophecy, 3-6 pm FST

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

The broadcast begins with The Rolling Stones version of "Money (That's What I Want)", as it does every time.

"Welcome, faithful listeners, to our fourth week of Profits and Prophecy. Today we finally have one of you young students in the studio. Joining me is Alphonse Elric, who seems to be a bundle of joy and laughter that we will all enjoy getting to know better. But first up, we'll have a few musical selections, as selected by you, my audience. We begin today with a song called 'Benzin', by Rammstein. I hope you like noise."

The song begins after a short chuckle, and the show has started.

[ooc: Wait for OCD, please! Ready to rock and roll!]

Comments

Song Requests

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"Okay, call in your song requests, until I get sick of them, or I decide you all have horrible taste."

Re: Song Requests

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Conner caught the beginning of the show as he was getting ready for his date. And he couldn't resist.

"Do you have 'Freak You Out' by Kira Ford?"

What? It was appropriate. And it was part of his continued evil plan to get it stuck in everyone's heads.

Re: Song Requests

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"You, sir, have horrible taste. However, as you are the first caller, I'll indulge you. But I highly recommend that you acquaint yourself with some better music." Quark sighed.

"Freak You Out, by Kira Ford. The only way to enjoy this song is if you imagine her singing it naked, so why don't you all do that?"

Re: Song Requests

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Not that Conner had ever done that.

Nooooooooo . . .

Interview: Alphonse Elric

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"Now is the part where I get to drill my unsuspecting guest for the real juicy knowledge he can provide for us all. But before I put on my hard interviewer hat, is there anything you'd like to state, young Mister Elric?"

Re: Interview: Alphonse Elric

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"Um..." Alphonse thought for a minute. "Nope, I'm ready."

Re: Interview: Alphonse Elric

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"Well, a man with little to say upfront probably has a lot to say with a little digging," Quark smirked. "How are you enjoying your time up at the school?"

Re: Interview: Alphonse Elric

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"I've been liking it a lot," Alphonse answered. "The classes are enjoyable and the people are great."

Re: Interview: Alphonse Elric

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"Interesting," Quark said. "So you'd say you've not had any sort of unfortunate experiences, so far?"

Re: Interview: Alphonse Elric

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

Alphonse paused. "Ah, well, nothing's perfect. Things do happen once in a while..."

Call-In: Questions for Alphonse

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"And now I leave the questioning up to the radio audience," Quark said. "What's on your mind, Fandom?"

[ooc: Al will ping in here, you will ping off him, yay.]

Re: Call-In: Questions for Alphonse

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

Ask away, all who desire to.

Re: Call-In: Questions for Alphonse

[nadiathesaint]

In an attempt to not be emo, Nadia called in. "Hi Al!"

Re: Call-In: Questions for Alphonse

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"Oh, hey Nadia," Alphonse greeted back, recognizing the voice. "I guess you have a question, or something?"

Re: Call-In: Questions for Alphonse

[nadiathesaint]

"Yes. Yes I do." Her voice might have been just a bit devious. "So, since you made the Pot Llama for me with that thing you do, does that make the Pot Llama magic?"

Re: Call-In: Questions for Alphonse

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"... No! It's just wood!"

Call-In: Questions for Quark

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"And thanks again to Alphonse for joining me today. Now is your chance to ask me a question or two, or anything else you might want. Call in now."

Re: Call-In: Questions for Quark

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Conner couldn't resist calling back in, this time from a pay phone.

"So, uh, Mister Quark, have you ever thought of Kira naked?"

Re: Call-In: Questions for Quark

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"My oo-mox fantasies are none of your business," Quark said, cutting Conner's line. "Thank you for calling."

OOC

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

Al is so doomed, yis.

Re: OOC

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

*RUNS LIKE HELL OMG*

Re: OOC

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

... *eyes warily, wonders what I've gotten myself into now*

Re: OOC

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, it wasn't you I was being evil to this time.

Not directly, anyway.

Re: OOC

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

And here I thought us peer pressure punching bags had to stick together.

Re: OOC

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

I got called Shoopufhead! *feels loved*