The Fourth Sin - Thursday Night

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Becky lounged behind the desk with her feet up, reading what seemed to be some sort of car manual.

She was also picking at the leftover curry from class earlier and had a flower there with her on the desk. She had a weakness, okay?

The Sin was open.

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GOB, having nothing better to do, walked into the Sin. "Hey, Becky. Nice flower. Where'd you get it?"

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"The bouncy kid in class decided he was a mime today and gave it to me."

It's sad that that was totally true.

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"He didn't try anything, did he?" GOB asked.

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"Try anything?" Becky asked. "No, he just gave me a flower and an invisible shot glass of invisible liquor."

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"So he faked trying to get you drunk?" GOB asked. "I guess I'll just have to fake kicking his ass."

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Becky stared at him.

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"What?" GOB asked.

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"He's like four feet tall and nine years old! And he thinks I'm a nun!"

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"So he's into nuns?" GOB asked. "Sick little punk."

GOB ignored the comment about the kid being nine years old because he remembered when he was nine. He would have made a pass at Becky then.

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"No, he's tiny," Becky argued. "And he wants to help with my secret network of nunhookers. He's very...weird, but harmless."

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"Nunhookers?" GOB asked. "What, do they use the rulers for smacking things besides hands?"

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"No, they're nuns who are in hiding as hookers," Becky said as though this was the only logical response.

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"Now that's my kind of religion," GOB declared. "And if they're good enough, they can make you call out to God, so it works out well."

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"It's Goldie's schtick, not mine," Becky said, flipping a page and seemingly bored with the conversation. "But the kid thinks I'm a nun for some reason and keeps believing it."

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"Goldie does that? Why didn't you ever tell me that before..." GOB stopped and changed subjects quickly. "Do you tell him you're a nun?"

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"I didn't disagree," she replied.

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"So he's trying to woo an undercover nun with imaginary drinks?" GOB asked. "Weird kid."

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"That's what I said," Becky said, shrugging.

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"Did anyone punch him while he was being a mime?" GOB asked.

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"No, but I probably would have if he hadn't given me the flower," Becky answered. "Though punching's not really my style."

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"That's why I l...ike to be around you when there are mimes," GOB said, barely catching himself. "Because mime-punching is a fun hobby. Which means that we share interests."

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Becky eyed him. "I knew we shared interests already."

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"I just didn't know that punching mimes was one of them," GOB said.

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"They're annoying."

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"Which is all the more reason to punch them," GOB said.