Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm FDT]

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At 4 o'clock...ish a familiar voice boomed through the radios around town.

"It be Thursday," it said, "which be makin' me Barbossa 'n this Wine, Wenches 'n Song, the time o' the week where I be playin' yer requests that be not Jessica Simpson 'n helpin' ye wit' yer love lives."

He spun in his chair. "Thar be seemin' t' be an excessive amount o' whinin', cryin' 'n carryin' on this week. I be thinkin' I be addin' t' it. Here be the saddest song I be knowin', 'In Heaven, Thar Be No Beer.' The lines be open. Bother me."

He flipped the song on and waited for callers.

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Make a request!

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Barbossa's got every song in the multiverse.

Just don't ask how.

Re: Make a request!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow called in.

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"Ye've reached the pirate," Barbossa said. "What can I be doin' fer ye?"

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[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy called in.

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Ye be on the air!" Barbossa said. "What can I be playin' fer ye?"

Re: Make a request!

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Wilson had just about finished his work in his office and had finished yet another pot of coffee when he was suddenly struck by an evil idea.

Because, sometimes, you just need to keep an angel on his toes.

Flipping open his cell phone he dialed into the Pirate.

Re: Make a request!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"This be Pirate Radio 'n ye be on the air!" Barbossa said. What can I be playin' fer ye?"

Re: Make a request!

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will picked up the phone in her dorm room and called into the show.

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"This be the pirate, 'n ye be on the air!" he replied. "How can I be helpin' ye?"

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[soldtoarmenians]

Xander dialed up, but his voice was a little hushed, not like he was disguising it, but like he was trying to make sure someone nearby didn't hear what he was saying.

"Hey, Pirate."

Re: Make a request!

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"Ahoy, matey," Barbossa said. "What can I be assistin' ye wit'?"

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[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy called in.

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"This be the Pirate 'n ye be on the air," Barbossa replied promptly really. "What can I be playin' fer ye?"

Ask for relationship advice

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Because this always works out so well...

Re: Ask for relationship advice

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Yes... Jamie still hasn't learned.

"Hello? Mr. Pirate? Is there a good way to reconcile a friendship after your evil twin tried to kill them? And if your evil twin also messed with a potential girlfriend's head is there a way to convince her that your not evil anymore?"

Re: Ask for relationship advice

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"Ye be up a creek wit' naught but the paddle, eh, whelp?" Barbossa replied. "Lettin' 'em yell at ye be therapeutic--fer them, in any event--or beatin' on ye."

Pause.

"Have ye tried rum yet?"

Why yes, that was his default answer.

Re: Ask for relationship advice

[proudsidekick.livejournal.com]

Layla called in and hoped she'd be able to get past the accent for her advice.

"Mr. Barbossa? I have a question about long-distance relationships, sort of."

Re: Ask for relationship advice

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"How long be the distance in terms o' centuries 'n lightyears?"

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hey there Pirate!" Pippi said into the phone. "Do guys like surprises?"

Re: Ask for relationship advice

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"Be it the 'here I be wearin' naught but yer pirate hat' manner o' surprise or the 'I be havin' a husband wit' a shotgun' manner o' surprise?"

Stop by the studio

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The pirate is totally bribable.

OOC

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Because there needs to be one. Yes.

Re: OOC

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

There is no sushi in heaven either. Woe.

Re: OOC

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So much woe :(

Re: OOC

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

It couldn't possibly be heaven if there is no sushi.