fandomtownies | Our Lady of Fandom; [ 09/02 ]

The rafter had patched up nicely; one could hardly notice the tape. And, upon further investigation, the statue had indeed lost an eye, but Sister Rosette was unable to fix it.

So, as it was, Saint Joseph the Worker, earthly foster father to the Lord Jesus Christ, now had an eyepatch.

Chrono was certain that it was blasphemy and they were all going to hell for merely having looking apon it. Except for him; he'd been there before, and they usually had issues agaisnt letting you return when you've massaccred a significant amount of their population. Rosette, however, had no such excuse.

"What are you talking about, Chrono?" Rosette yawned as she slumped in a pew; her eyes kept darting to the door, waiting for chances to escape her duties and run around outside some more. "It's completely acceptable. Joseph was a carpenter. There had to have been at least one or two errant splinters that could have flown up and perminantly blinded him in one eye. I'm making the saints more humane, Chrono. People can relate to him better now."

[[ she will be escaping often, but you just might catch her here and there ]]