I Really Don't Care [12-2 FDT]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

If someone was to turn on the radio at noon, they would have gotten an earful of static. And then? A talking cat.

"Good afternoon fandom! There's been no fire trucks arriving this morning, so I'm highly disappointed in all of you. Today's show will be starting with a musical piece, dedicated to one Aly of something she won't share with me. If anyone knows, call the station. Anyway, you all now know who to blame for the pain in your ear.



Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.



People were better off if they turned on the radio at 12:10.

"Thank you, thank you, you can take the ear plugs out now. Anyway, the phones lines are open, I'm bored, so let the snark-er, advice begin! And don't forget: Everybody wants to be a cat!"

(Radio people? That Aly visited is fine, but the cat/girl convo is NFB. Please and thank you.)

Comments

Phones

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Call the station

Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Visit the studio. Leave the pitchfork and torch at home please.

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

After leaving the school, Aly laughed at the radio and made her way to the radio station. Leaning against the doorframe, she grinned. "It's all over the class papers, you know. Hardly a mystery."

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"But at least now they have proof." Faithful pointed out. "Shrimp?"

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Ah, proof. So easily forged," she replied. And offered him a little bowl of shrimp.

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Faithful smirked. "Tell me about it." The shrimp began to vanish very quickly.

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"What story would you like first?" Aly asked, playing with the ends of her hair.

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"That was a hypothetical question." The shrimp were now gone. "You choose one."

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"I'm from Pirate's Swoop," she said.

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"It's abandoned." Faithful said casually. "Though Alanna doesn't stand to inherit anything right now."

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"It's not abandoned when I live there," Aly remarked just as casually. "And right now is the operative term, isn't it."

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Faithful's tail twirtched. "Interesting." He gave the word about twenty more syllables. And a smirk. "Alanna's future husband didn't have any inheritance either then?"

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, he had inheritance aplenty," Aly replied with a laugh.

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Why does that worry me?" Faithful said with a purr. And a chuckle.

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"I can't imagine a reason," Aly replied, wide-eyed and smirking. "If you can, please tell."

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"You know?" Faithful's tail flicked over his head. "I think I may have an idea as to whom your father is. Your family must be interesting. Oh wait, of course they are."

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Do tell," Aly said. "Oh, do tell."

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Wha'd he do with his collection of ears?" Faithful asked with a smirk. "And don't worry, it's not like I tell Alanna anything."

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"I'm surprised it took you this long," Aly chuckled. "I'd've thought it was obvious given my...talents."

Re: Door

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"I had ... two other possibilities and maybe someone she meets later." Faithful admitted. "But you smirk exactly like him." He suddenly thwaped himself on the head with his tail. "I'm getting as dumb as my owner. You both have the Sight, right?"

Re: Door

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"You thought I was..." Aly started to laugh. "Oh, no, I would be just awful at that family business." She nodded. "How do you think I knew who you and she were? It's not quite the same though. I get quite a bit from my mother. Who's not dumb...just very focused."

OOC

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

That was my favorite movie as a kid.

Re: OOC

[demonbelthazor]

....I have that mp3. :D

Re: OOC

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

*looks all innocent and doesn't point at yousendit or email, really*

Re: OOC

[demonbelthazor]

*makes mental note to do so tonight when home from work* :D