http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2006-10-14 10:44 am
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JGoB, Saturday Late Morning/Early Afternoon

Weiss has biscuits and waits for his brand new fake sister Dawn for their handwavily planned hangout time. He's busy covering a biscuit in honey. Mm. Honey.
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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn carried her scone over to the table and sat down to commence hanging. "Hey, you. Yay for making it through another week."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"No kiddin'. It's been a weird-ass week," Weiss said, before taking a good hearty bite of his biscuit.

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I just kissed a puppet," she laughed, breaking off a piece of scone, "so I know exactly what you mean. Anything happen to you in particular?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh, I am no longer not dating Jaye. But not in the sense that I am dating her or anything. Just not not. And I had a date with Molly on Thursday, the results of which are pending her date with Ray today." Weiss sighed. "I'm so not the soap opera guy. But you seriously kissed a puppet? We are talking Booth here, right?"

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn blinked. "Okay, wow. That's a lot for one week. I'm sorry about Jaye, but Molly's awesome. But not so awesome that you should spend your entire life pining after her if she chooses Ray."

"And, uh, yeah. Booth was looking for royalty, and I've been called a royal pain before, so I gave it a shot. I kissed his forehead, because even as a puppet, ew, no, so not happening." She made a face.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I could call you Princess Sparklepants and you could give it another go if you really wanted," Weiss offered helpfully.

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn cracked up. "No, thanks, I'm good with not kissing Seely Booth. And that's kind of personal, don't you think? Not to mention scratchy."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess? I dunno," Weiss said. "I'm just glad I didn't make Homecoming Court. Awkward. I like Booth and all, but... dude. No."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"He looks exactly like my older sister's ex," Dawn told him, "so I can't even consider it without an entire Greek chorus showing up." Funny how she didn't have that problem with Sam, though.

"Yeah, I'm glad I didn't make it either. It was way weird being nominated in the first place. So, congratulations to us on not winning!" She took a bite of scone.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, that would be disturbing," Weiss agreed.

"I wasn't even nominated to be completely fair. But I was hoping for it. I'm not the guy who wins stuff, though. It's not my thing. Too much work."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"I wouldn't know," her mouth quirked up in a smile, "and what do you mean you don't win stuff? What kind of stuff?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Homecoming, Student Council... air. I'm losing air constantly."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe the air is escaping. Did you ever think of that?" Dawn gave him a very melodramatic version of the evil eye. "Maybe you're the evil air oppressor."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh God. I... I'm so sorry, air. Man, the life of air must suck. Literally. Inhaled, transformed, exhaled. No choices, just... anywhere the wind blows."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Air is unimpressed," Dawn folded her arms across her chest, speaking on behalf of air. "It has seen millennia of torment at the lungs of mammals. It is talking overthrow."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"And really, why not. We've been oppressing it for years. I feel weird and imperialist now."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, me too. This is way worse than when I decided to give up veal."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"We should... do something. It's not like people seem to be aware of air's struggle for recognition as a political power. We should have an awareness fair or something."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"We should! Er, but what's our stance on balloons?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Imprisonment, crowded conditions. The Geneva Convention is completely fubar'd there," Weiss stated matter-of-factly. Then he had another honey-soaked biscuit.

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"If we're going to make people feel guilty about using air, we need to come up with an alternative..." She considered that. "Nitrogen's kind of underrepresented? Or helium. Everyone could be all squeaky."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Helium, definitely. Gotta give a friendly face to the alternative. Squeaky voices are always fun," Weiss said. "I'm seeing posters. 'Air: just who do you think your breathing?'"

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Be Fair to Air!" Dawn said, full of protesting vigor.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Don't You Think It's Time You Gave Something Back to Air?'" Weiss wasn't giggling, but if there was snickering, definitely.

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn was definitely giggling. "Air Rights!"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oxygen Has Feelings, Too!" Okay, just a little giggling.

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have You Hugged Your Air Today?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-14 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think air would be offended by that. It's corporealist." Weiss has no idea what he's saying.

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-14 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"So, are we looking at a split in the free air movement already?" Dawn frowned. "Air needs love too, y'know."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-15 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't disagree. I'm just saying that hugs are the tools of the solid oppressors. The air needs to define its own method of affection."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe if people hug each other, and the air just swirls around, uh, airily?" Yeah, Dawn had no clue.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-10-16 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Air accepts your offer," Weiss said. "Now, I think we should have a booth in the dorm lobby, let people know where we stand on air. And where air floats on us."

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-16 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"With no balloons," Dawn nodded, "because that's almost a hostage situation. Maybe later in the week sometime? A good protest takes planning, after all."
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