Luke's Diner, Thursday

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude was back at work and gleefully in his element. Which meant that the specials board looked something like this:

TODAY'S SPECIALS
Souvlaki
Yakisoba
Chicken Kebabs
Veggie Kebabs
ChocoCherry Milkshakes

Luke's is open.

Comments

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

Dr. Venture came in and sat down. "That Choco-whatever milkshake," he said.

"...I bet mine is better," he grumbled.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude blinked and mellowly began to make the milkshake. "Hey, hello to you too, dude."

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"Do I look like a 'dude' to you?" Dr. Venture said. "I'm Dr. Freaking Venture. Not 'dude'!"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Whoa. Dude. Awwwesome first name, bro."

Mellowly scooping ice cream.

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

Dr. Venture pinched the bridge of his nose. "My first name is Thaddeus. And I'm not your 'bro', either."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Okay, okay, chill, bro. You're like, totally uptight."

Cherry sauce and a few maraschino cherries.

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"What, now you think I'm wound up too tight?" Dr. Venture scoffed. He instantly went for his bottle of pills and popped a couple in his mouth. "Whatever."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude lifted an eyebrow. "Really? 'Cause . . . you're kind of totally unmellow right now."

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"Unmellow? Great, you're a neo-hippie, aren't you," Dr. Venture said.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Nah, bro," Jude shook his head. "Skater. Totally different."

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"Not really," Dr. Venture said. "Still slackers with too much pot and the reason why we failed at 'Nam."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Dude, reason you failed at 'Nam. I'm Canadian." Jude didn't seem to be able to take offense at anything.

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"...oh. Well that explains everything," he said.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude looked hurt. "Duuuude. Harsh."

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"What, your country calls its money 'loonies'," Dr. Venture said. "You can't possibly take yourselves seriously, can you?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Dude, it's 'cause there's a loon on them," Jude said, still looking hurt.

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"There's lunatics on our currency too," Dr. Venture said. "Doesn't mean we nickname the money after it."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"No, like, the bird?" Jude demonstrated with a spot-on loon call. He practices.

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

Dr. Venture gaped. "Only a country of imbeciles would put anything less majestic than an eagle on their currency."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Hey, that's my country you're talking about," Jude grumbled.

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

"Oh, cheer up," Dr. Venture said. "At least you have... hockey and beer, right? And bacon. Can't forget Canadian bacon."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude set down his milkshake. "You get total points for the back bacon love, bro."

[rustyboywonder.livejournal.com]

Dr. Venture took a sip of the milkshake.

"...this is very good," he said.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude smiled mellowly and flashed a double thumbs-up. "Thanks, bro."