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Caritas - Saturday evening [Open]

When George Oscar Bluth Sr woke up this morning, he was gleefully surprised to find himself across the country from Lucille. As the day went on, he got bored and found his way to the nearest bar to what seemed to be GOB's yacht.

"I'll just have a beer," George told Tino (who was actually himself). "Hey, is there an annoying guy around here? Doesn't have too much more hair than me, looks kind of like me? Complete disgrace to the name 'Bluth'?" Tino passed over one of GOB's cards.
G.O.B. BLLUTH
Lord and Master of Caritas
and all Caritas-related products
Professional illusionist
Stong lover

"That's the jackass. This is his bar?" Tino nodded. "He's not even around. Fine. I'll show him how it's done."

With that, George Sr went behind the bar to show how a Bluth really bartends.

[OOC: GOB is his same-named father. I'm around and so is Tino if you'd rather NPC.

ETA: Okay, there is WAAAAAY too much stuff going on. If I drop a thread, I apologize.]

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Get up and sing some stupid song! It'll be fun, really.

Drink and talk to George. He likes talking to you people. No, really.

Or go ahead and hide over there.

There's always money in the banana stand.

JJ climbed up and stood on a stool. "Don't suppose you have a booster seat, do you my good fellow?"

"A booster seat? You're in a bar," George pointed out. "You can climb onto the bar top or something if you want."

"Ha ha," JJ said in a jovial tone. "Guess I'll be stuck with standing. Martini, please."

Crichton needed alcohol and he needed it now. He hadn't been able to get the thought of that girl from his mind and he was all the more angry for that.

He slid onto a stool and proceeded to brood.

"Yeah, sure. Hey... Mexican guy..." George said. He had no clue what Tino's name was. "Get the little guy a martini." He leaned in close to Tino and whispered, "But make sure he doesn't steal anything. He's creeping me out."

"ID," George requested.

"What?" Crichton asked in a ~~bad, still~~ accent. "You've no right to speak me to so casually."

JJ gave George Senior a winning smile and grabbed a cocktail napkin to start sketching ideas for a bartender robot.

"Look, kid, if you don't have an ID, I can't serve you. Sorry, but it's the law," George said. "But it doesn't have to be like that..."

"I have never experienced such insolence," Crichton said. "Do you not know who I am?"

Tino made the drink and handed it to George, who brought it over to JJ. "So, what brings you to a dump like this?"

"Of course not. You haven't shown me your ID," George said. "But maybe you don't need to. Green paper with the number twenty on it has a weird effect on my memory. I see it, and then I forget about checking IDs. It's the damndest thing."

"I only have credit chips," Crichton said even though he didn't even have those. "I demand a drink. You are speaking to a Peacekeeper captain. That you are still alive says bounds for my patience."

"Business," JJ said. "Seeing what my brother is up to with company assetts, that sort of thing. Oh, how silly of me. I'm Jonas Venture Junior, of Venture Industries."

After arguing with the peon of a man at the counter, Crichton moved into the lounge to attempt to rid himself of his headache.

"Oh, no, I'm terrified," George mocked. He stepped over by the tap and poured a glass of water. "Here you go, your terrifying Captainness. Please stop being so scary."

"George Bluth Senior, The Bluth Company," George said, holding out a hand to shake. "This is my idiot son's place."

Crichton said at the water with obvious disdain. And then he glared at GOB.

"Your insubordination will cost you dearly, old man."

"Family's important, isn't it?" JJ said. "Course my brother seems to be hiding from. Can't find the rascal anywhere."

"Family is the most important thing in the world," George said. "Too bad I can't stand them."

"What do you... serve here?"

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