Luke's Diner, Thursday

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Jude zoomed into work just a tad late, slurping on a White Squishy - mmm, tastes like the Beatles and racial oppression - and quickly put up the specials.

The "Oh God, My Jaw" Burger
"Prodigious" Pecan Pie
"Vampire Hunter Special" Garlic Chicken Kebabs

Jude might now be humming the theme from Wendy the Werewolf Hunter.