[Jeff, God of Biscuits, Sunday just-after-noon]

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Weiss wasn't a literalist, but he did enjoy biscuits. So, when he went to Jeff, God of Biscuits, he always got biscuits. Not bagels, scones, muffins, donuts, or otherwise. Biscuits. The kind you put in gravy. Weiss didn't put his in gravy, but they'd fit just fine in any sort of gravy arrangement. Weiss was more of a honey man. Drizzled honey over biscuits.

Isn't this exciting information?

Weiss waited for Dawn to show up for their handwavily arranged lunch and catch-up.

[OOC: Thread with lilpunkinbelly locked to her and Weiss, but post is open to all]

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"You're not scaly!" Dawn greeted him cheerfully, indulging her inner Watcher with a cranberry almond scone and chai tea as she sat down across from him. "Also, hi."

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"Yeah. Shingles? Not fun. Wouldn't recommend. Anybody comes up and offers you shingles, make sure they're talking roofing product," Weiss said, opening another packet of honey for drizzling purposes. "How's it going?"

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"Buffy read me the riot act over not getting a letter that I mailed her and threatened me with all kinds of violent things if I didn't keep in touch more often," Dawn scowled, muttering something under her breath about tape, "What about you? Other than getting caught in a horrible roofing scam? How's, er, Parker?"

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Weiss gave Dawn a Look when she muttered, but let it drop. "Parker's great. We got to hang out Friday night and yesterday afternoon. Finally."

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"She must have been thrilled to have you back," Dawn sipped at her tea. "I missed you tons, and I'm not dating you." Y'know, in case he didn't remember that, in all the illness. "You missed all the wee little teachers. Mister Winchester was pretty cute at seven."

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"Parker said it was pretty nuts," Weiss said. "How's Sam, anyway? I finally got to meet him. Decent guy."

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"Nuts is a good way to put it," then she beamed at Weiss, "Sam's good. And yeah, he really is. One of the best." She was strangely relieved to know that they had gotten along.

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"I know how that goes," Weiss said, before stuffing an entire biscuit in his mouth. Uncouth, really.

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Dawn almost snorted tea out her nose and had to grab a few napkins.

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"You okay there?" Weiss asked, although it came out as "Yw oochay yr?" Biscuit mouth.

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Dawn nodded, too busy laughing and wiping herself off to answer.

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Weiss swallowed and napkined a little excess honey off his lips. "You'd think you'd never seen a guy stuffed an entire baked good in his mouth before."

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"Are you kidding? I had a mad crush on Xander when I was younger," she laughed, "It's practically a signal for me to go write bad poetry for hours in my journal."

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"Xander, huh? Parker mentioned something about him a while ago. Some guy who left and then came back. And..." Weiss snapped his fingers. "You said he was someone you grew up around. Seems like an important guy to a lot of people."

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"You remind me of him a lot," Dawn nodded, "He's totally the go-to Scooby guy back home. There's another version of him here, too--over at the Mauvise Chance Apartments. But he eats doughnuts the way you eat biscuits. Er, not literally, since honey's probably too much sugar on a doughnut, even for him."

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"Yeah, probably a wiser man than me," Weiss said before sucking some excess honey off his thumb. "Still, gotta give props for the full mouth maneuver."

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"He's got an extra degree of difficulty going with the powdered sugar, but he's older," she grinned at him and broke off a piece of scone, popping it into her mouth, "I'm sure you'll get there eventually."

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"I can only hope," Weiss said. "I'd like to meet him sometime."

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"I'll introduce you, if you want," she offered.

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"That'd be awesome," Weiss said. "Maybe after I get back in the swing at school. "

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"Let me know if I have notes you need. They're a little...obsessive, but they should have all the material."

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"I should be fine. I didn't miss any classes," Weiss said. "Just Spring Break."

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"I totally knew that," Dawn said, "despite any evidence to the contrary."

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"Course you did," Weiss said. "I never doubted it for a second." He kept a very, very straight face.

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Dawn stuck her tongue out at him.

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"Your maturity is overwhelming," Weiss said, trying not to grin.

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"Oh, so you're going to be all mister pompous-pants now?" Dawn teased. "Where has all the Elvis gone?"

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"Elvis is dead," Weiss said. Then came the lipcurl and the accent. "But the King lives, baby." He ran his hand over an imaginary Elvis 'do.

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Dawn fluttered her eyelashes at him out of habit and sighed exaggeratedly. "You're a nutcase, you realize."

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"I actually think that might increase my chances of getting into the CIA," Weiss said. "As long as I'm not taking medication for it."

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"You really want to be spy guy, huh?" Dawn asked, fiddling with her scone but not really eating it. "Why?"

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"Serve my country," Weiss said. "Also travel and snazzy black suits."

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"You could be an insurance salesman and not get shot," Dawn suggested, "Or work for the government in a job that involves you not getting shot. I'm a big fan of that."

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"C'mon, I don't think that many CIA agents get shot," Weiss said. "Besides, I really want to be, like, the guy in the van, keeping tabs on our operative in the field. I'm not likely to get it in the neck."

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No, just the back. "Okay, that's slightly better."