fandomtownies | The Causeway, Monday Morning

"--And that's why I think that Hillary Duff is the Antichrist," Deadpool told the taxi driver as they pulled into town.

It had been a long night of avoiding Nate's questions about why impressionable teenagers were calling him professor and why he was still smoking slightly. No, he wasn't impersonating Xavier,, he didn't have access to a wheelchair. And no, he wasn't trying to blow up the school, so stop asking.

He 'hired' a taxi as soon as he got off of Providence and had him drive through the night to get him back to the island.

//"Please mister, I have a family! Don't kill me!"//

Deadpool shook his head cheerfully. "I'm not gonna kill you, I just needed a ride!" He finally put his gun away, much to the relief of the driver, and got out of the taxi. He waved as the poor man burned rubber getting as far away from the crazy masked man and the island he had been forced to drive to.

"You forgot your tip!" He called after the car.

[[ooc: Establishy, but open if you feel the need to talk to him.]]