The Preserve, Sunday afternoon

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The Preserve mer-people were getting antsy. They were tired of fighting with each other. They wanted to fight people! People in those buildings over there! They walked on land, how stupid could you be? Pretty stupid, it seemed.

That's why the mer-people loaded up catapults and started to launch fish towards the dorms and school. People would come out to investigate the fish, and then? FIGHT!

[OOC: I apologize for the lame excuse to draw people out to fight. The important thing is that there's a fighty post. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!]

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette opened her bedroom window to just look outside at all the water and stuff and was suddenly smacked in the face with a . . . fish?

"What the holy crap?" She looked down at her feet where it landed. "Ew. This is just not right."

Turning towards her open window once more, she leaned out, raised her fist into the air, and shouted, "You sick creatures! You are throwing at us your own kind! Sick, that is sick I tell you!" She leaned down, picked up the dead fish, and tossed it out her window. "This could have been your great-aunt! Your great-uncle! Your three times removed cousin that was married to your brothers son! Sick I tell you! If you don't stop, I will pollute your waters! Shut up! Yes I will!"

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Another fish was flung Annette's way. That'll show her!

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori had seen the fish and was silly enough curious as to why they were being flung at the school and dorms.

And so, Tori was now outside wondering what exactly was going on.

[OOC: Hee! Fighty post!]

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There was a person! Time to fight!

A mermaid started by throwing a fish at Tori.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

The stuff hitting the window was random enough to make John actually look out the window. Seeing fish and related fish things coming towards his window was enough to make him frown.

He didn't open the window to avoid getting fish in his room but he did make his way outside into the flood and said, "Stop it!"

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That's when a bass was flung at him by snickering mer-people.

[fates_jaye]

Floating by on her raft, Jaye starts snapping pictures. God bless the digital camera and its huge memory card.

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One of the merman saw her and gave her the fish equivalent of the bird.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke opened the window and blinked. "Um. You're throwing fish," he said helpfully. "It's rude."

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The mer-people agreed. That's why seconds later a sealion was soaring through the air towards Luke's window.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy was out for a walk, enjoying the lessening of the rain.

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For his troubles, a carp flew towards Billy's head.

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi had seen the fish from her bedroom window and had decided to investiage. It wasn't the smartest decision that she had ever made.

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That would be a trout flying towards Naomi's head.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi opens the window and looks around after hearing something hit the window for the third or fifth time (http://strongestgirl.livejournal.com/93649.html).

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Another trout came flying towards the open window.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

6 stuck his head out of a window after hearing some splatty sounds.

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Seeing an open window, a merman flung a perch towards it.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory quickly locked Vladdie in the bathroom when she heard the sounds, and then opened her window.

Not her brightest move ever, no.

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She opened the window just in time to a large batch of mussels to come flying at the window.

[smartestone]

Tired of all the noise as fish slap against her window, Hermione opens it and calls out, "You can stop that at any time!"

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That's when three starfish and a crab go sailing up towards Hermione's window.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker had returned to her room, then heard the thudding. "What the hell?"

She raised the window shade to see various fish thudding against that glass. "Ew!"

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The merpeople now had a target that they could see through the glass.

So they flung a jellyfish up against the window.

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Pam had heard the noise and made her way outside, armed with...well, one fairly useless thing in her pocket. She waded out a little into the water, her arms crossed around herself, and yelled, "Hey!"

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The mermaids, who had been throwing things happily at the windows, turned to look at her.

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will didn't think that her poor sick roommate would appreciate the constant sound of things hitting the window, so after the fourth or fifth fish hit the glass, she headed down to the common room at the end of the hall, and opened the window to see who was throwing salmon at them.

Merpeople. Great.

"Could you guys knock it off?" she called down. "I've got a friend here who really needs to get some rest."

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The merpeople? Not all that sympathetic.

One of them threw a jellyfish at the open window.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John heard something smack against his window. And again. And a third time. He opened it up, and got a trout flung at his face. "You fish-eating freaks, I'll learn you!" He slammed the window shut.

There was some pounding and hammering and cackling.

When John's window was next thrown open, it has a small addition. (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:zP2dX-c3kDcloM:http://www.johnvey.com/images/2001-07-30/600px/20010730b-10.jpg)