Tuesday: OrangeShoeSevenAide

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

It was early! Maybe not early. Probably not early. Maybe it was late. Very, very late.

Inside the ramshackle building were two professional businesswomen and not two clearly insane people. One was lying on the floor, his face stuck firmly in place with cherry lollipop drool. The other was painting misshapen decapitated snowmen onto the inside of the display window. Halfway through the seventh one, he dropped the paintbrush as if it had bit him and began screaming.

"Jerry!" Jerry cried. "Jerry!"

Jerry shook the blonde hair out of his eyes, peeled his face from the floor, and squinted at his sister. "What is it, Jerry?"

"Jerry, we have a store!" Jerry proclaimed, waving his hands around excitedly.

Jerry stood and looked around them with interest. He clapped his hands. "It is a lovely store, isn't it? Do we have any armadillos?"

"Why, no, Jerry!" Jerry gasped. "No armadillos at all."

And so Jerry and Jerry ran through the building, turning on every light they could find and flushing the toilet in the basement a few times. They straightened the rows of crates and cardboard boxes and polished the broken singing bass fish. They organized the pickle jars filled with toenail clippings. They traded wigs, and then traded back again. And they flushed the toilet a few more times for good measure.

When they were done, they raced to the door and smooshed their faces up against the glass excitedly.

"Come iiiiiin!" Jerry called.

"Why won't you come in?" Jerry added.

"Come iiiiiin!" Jerry called.

They would probably be there for a while.



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Comments

Gawk!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Or mock! Or balk! Or flock!

Re: Gawk!

[the_merriest]

Okay, Rikku was getting a picture of this. This was exactly the sort of craziness that Yuna needed to see.

Re: Gawk!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Come innnnn!" one Jerry waved.

"We have many ukeleles!"

"We have no ukeleles!"

"None whatsoever!"

"Come in!"

Re: Gawk!

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled a bit. She wasn't exactly sure what these guys were selling, but the performance art part was cool. She waved and kept walking.

Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Abandon all hope, ye who deal with crazies!

Re: Come in!

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Since she was in town today, she dared to brave the insanity purely for curiosity reasons. It would appease her mind to do so. Yes it would.

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry!" one Jerry gasped.

"Jerry! It is a tourist, Jerry!"

"She is here for the penguins!"

"The penguins are gone, you prrrrrrick!"

The two Jerries began throttling one another.

Re: Come in!

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette kind of stared, though she did not want to be caught staring, so she started looking around.

"What kind of store...is this?"

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry!" one Jerry called out, although his voice was a bit choked. "Jerry! A customer!"

"A tourist!" cried the other, dropping his hands from the first Jerry's neck.

"Yes, a tourist! Her Spanish is very good."

"We have a store, Miss Findley!"

"We have a very nice store indeed!"

"Come innnnnn!"

Re: Come in!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle had caught wind of a few new shops in town and decided her day off classes would be a good chance to scope out potential competition.

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry! It is the government!"

Both Jerries stare at the girl.

"They have come for our fish!"

"They cannot have our fish, Jerry!"

"I love our fish, Jerry!"

"We shall marry the fish! Then it will have a green card!"

"Wrong!" shouted one Jerry.

Both Jerries began hitting their heads. "WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!"

Re: Come in!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's head tilted, somehow feeling that business...will not be threatened at all. "So...you guys sell fish here?"

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"We will not sell the fish! It is mine and I love him!"

The two Jerries led her over to the singing bass fish which was sitting on the wall. It was singing in extremely slow motion and appeared to be stuck in the "on" position anyway.

"The fish," said one Jerry, "is made of aluminum foil."

"Yes!" cried the other. "So the government can't hear us!"

Re: Come in!

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine needed masks for a proper conquest invasion coup conquest of the school, and had decided that this new shop that had been set up in town was as good a place as any to start looking. It seemed from the outside that the inside would be just random enough to be of some use.

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry!" one Jerry declared, upon seeing the masked man. "It is Zorro!"

"Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!"

Both Jerries began dancing around excitedly.

"Show us your moves, Zorro!"

Re: Come in!

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine was momentarily taken aback by this declaration that he was Zorro, but decided after a moment that he should probably do something... he had an audience for once, after all. That wasn't a regular occurrence.
So, he did practically all he knew how to do when approached to show off moves, and he pulled a few orange balls from his pockets and juggled with a grin.
"There you go. Moves."

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Both Jerries shrieked.

"Jerry! He is a witch!"

"A witch! A witch! Zorro is a witch!"

One Jerry climbed under the nearest table. "Don't kill us, Zorro!"

Re: Come in!

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Sometime over the past day or so, Hamlet noticed that he had finally run out of space for books on his wall shelf and moving Yorick was out of the question since he was late family, so the goth prince decided to head to town to pick up a new shelf somewhere.

Unfortunatly, he decided to start looking for one in OrangeShoeSevenAide.

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Come in!" one Jerry announced.

"Jerry! It is Miss Findley! She has come back!"

Both Jerries gasped.

"No! She will eat our minds!"

"She ate my mind!"

"She will give our minds to the government!"

"Miss Findley! Run!"

Both Jerries ducked down and put their hands over their heads.

Re: Come in!

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet blinked a couple of times at that. Oh-kay. This shop was quite a bit different from the other ones in town, wasn't it.

Still, he did have a decent appreciation for the crazy.

"Yes, I, Miss Findley, have returned, and I must apologize for eating your minds earlier. It was terribly rude of me. Do you have any bookshelves in stock?"

Re: Come in!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry!" said one Jerry. "He knows Miss Findley!"

"Jerry! He should tell her that we said hello!"

"Tell her that we have made it to Greenland and are very happy here."

"Ask her if she likes our store! We shall give her a discount!"

"Not much of a discount, for she is a prrrrrrrrrick!"

Both Jerries clapped their hands appreciatively.

"We have no bookshelves! We are using them to keep the donkeys."

"The donkeys drowned," supplied the other Jerry helpfully.

OOC

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

I have no OOC icon! Perhaps I should make one of Simon and Hecubus!

Re: OOC

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

I LOVE SIMON AND HECUBUS. But the one you made is awesome too. ♥

Re: OOC

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Jerry! The trappers seemed more fitting somehow!

Someone needs to app Simon and Hecubus. For Hellfire, Hellfire, Hellfire! And tipping your waitresses.

Re: OOC

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to app them omg! I love Simon and Hecubus!!!