Trooper station - Sunday

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The troopers were a tiny bit nervous this morning and keeping an extra eye on their prisoner as it had taken a lot of them to capture him. The fact that tex hax laughed at them when she was informed of what had happened and had told them to let the prisoner stew for a bit, didn't help either.

((You know the drill. Let Deadpool tag in first and feel free to handwave being escorted to the cell.))

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"Lady Godiva was a freedom rider, she didn't care if the whole world looked. Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her, she was a sister who really cooked!"

For the past few hours, Deadpool had amused himself by singing the lyrics from Maude at the top of his lungs.

He felt it took on a certain scratchy Janis Joplin quality.

"And then there's Maude!"

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Tex grimaced as she heard the singing even before she made it to the cell.

"You're way too cheerful for a prisoner. I think they've been treating you too well," she announced as matter of greeting.

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"I think they're afraid of me," Deadpool told her. "Which doesn't make any sense because I didn't kill any of them."

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"No, but you managed to knock some around apparently," Tex said in a disapproving tone.

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"They tried to take my guns," Deadpool replied, sounding suitably scandalized by such a horrific action.

"And I just don't like getting arrested."

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"Then maybe you shouldn't go around shooting at things on my island," Tex replied. "What were you doing anyway? If you were on a job, I would have expected you to at least share the action."

Not that she'd share, but it was her island.

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Deadpool frown and looked at a random spot behind Tex. "Had an old friend from out of town come for a visit," He said, going for nonchalant and coming across as liar liar pants on fire.

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Tex narrowed her eyes at him. Not that he could see. "The old friend kind that you can't help but want to shoot?"

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"Well he wanted me to meet his other two friends, his fist and the bar at the Devil's Nest, and I just can't stand those two."

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"Right," Tex said sceptically. "So where's he now?"

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Deadpool waved his hand vaguely. "Probably off saving the planet or rescuing kittens from trees while lecturing people on polluting the air."

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"For free? Damn, I hate that type," Tex groaned.

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Yet another thing they had in common.

"So, does this mean you'll let me go?" He asked hopefully.

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Tex looked him up and down for a moment. "I don't know. Those bars kind of suit you."

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This had possibilities.

"Does that mean you want a little Cinemax after dark fun times?"

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"And traumatise my troopers any further?" Tex asked.

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"If that was traumatizing, clearly you need to get them some more training," Deadpool shot back.

What kind of minions were traumatized by a few broken bones?

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"So you're saying that if I let you go, you'll give them some extra training?" Tex concluded.

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"And sexual favors for you," Deadpool added. Always good to sweeten the deal when negotiating with someone who held you captive.

Of course, he usually tried to kill them after he got let go...

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"Hmmmmm," Tex tilted her head, pondering it. "That sounds like a start."

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"A start?" A whiny Deadpool was an extra annoying Deadpool.

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Tex might have rolled her eyes behind the visor. "I would have gotten those sexual favors anyway."

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(Damn her logic.)

"But these ones are special sexual favours!" Deadpool replied, nodding sagely. "I'll..."

Shit. He had nothing.

"Do whatever you say in bed?"

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She tilted her head, pondering it. "Just in bed?"

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(Danger! Danger Wade Wilson!)

"If it's out of bed, then there will be a time limit."

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"Twenty four hours, once a week for next week and the rest of April," she bargained.

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Deadpool thought that over. It wasn't a horrible bargain.

"Deal."

He stuck his hand through the bars.

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Smirking, Tex shook the offered hand. "I suppose I should let you out then."

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"That would be part of deal," Deadpool said, stretching his arms over his as he prepared to get out of the cell.

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"Right," she sighed and started unlocking the cell. "Next time your do gooder friend drops by, give me a warning."

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"I'll call you instead of getting with the shooting, dear." He gave her a kiss on the cheek. Side of the armor. Whatever.

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"Eh, if he's that sort of an ass, he probably got it coming," Tex said. "I'd just like to prevent my troopers from getting beaten up."

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(So the perfect woman.)

"Aww, I even went easy on them!"

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"It's a shame they're too old for any spartan augmentations," Tex mulled it over.

"Anyway. You ass is mine some time this week."

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"My ass is always yours, and I mean that in a completely heterosexual way."

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Tex smirked and might have tilted her head enough to get a shot of said ass. "Don't you forget it."

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"Wouldn't dream of it."

Deadpool made sure to show off his derriere as he headed out of the jail. Hot chicks wanting his ass would never stop being the best thing ever.