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Fandom Post Office: Thursday 4/5

Katara made sure to get up extra early this morning so she didn't have to know if Chad was tied to the bed again or not.

That, however, resulted in her getting to the post office really early and finishing all the sorting and cleaning and organising almost before the post office opened.

So the day found her leaning against the counter and trying to improve her reading using a magazine she'd found. ...now if she could just get past her blushing at the pictures and focus on the words everything would be okay.

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She'll be happy to help you!

...once she's finished blushing that is.

The one thing about being turned into a dog? You tend to get dog instincts.

Jamie had done a good job at resisting them so far but after four days he finally succumbed to those urges.

And his first instinct is to protect his territory from the forces of evil.

Which is why there is a horde of chihuahua stealthily entering the post office and taking strategic positions throughout the building.

Katara would deny it, but she was too focused on the magazine to pay attention to miniature dogs invading her domain.

And suddenly and only with a yip of warning the Jamhuahuas strike!

Letters fly everywhere as the horde of chihuahuas jump about the room yipping at anything that might be in their path.

Katara stared for a second then moved to defend her domain from the adorable dogs.

"Shoo! Go away, you pig dogs!" She swatted at the nearest one with her magazine. "Go play outside!"

//No! No more will us four leggeds ever allow you to interfere in our territory! Down with the postal service! Up with Canines!// The Jamhuahua yipped. //You can take away our Walkies but you can never take away our freedom!//

It would have been nice if Katara spoke dog right then, but she didn't.

"Bad pig dogs!" She snapped as she pulled a flow of water out of her waterskin and slid it across the floor creating a thin sheet of ice under the dogs' feet.

The Jamhuahuas began slipping around and bumping into each other.

//No! We will not be disciplined! Bad Human! No biscuit!// they all yipped as they tried to scamper towards Katara.

She couldn't help giggling at the sight of a horde of Jamhuahuas sliding and slipping across the ice.

"Go away now," she said, deciding that the sanctity of the post office was more important than any little concerns about it getting wet. "Or you're going to have a bath."

Katara pulled another larger flow of water from her waterskin and with a push, sprayed the dogs in their faces, possibly pushing them back across the ice.

What followed were hysterical yips as the water hit the Jamhuahuas and frantic scampering and slipping as they bolted for the door.

//You may have won this round mail carrier but you have not seen the last of us!// Jamie yipped as they dashed out of the post office.

Katara grinned and started pulled the water back towards her, trying to make sure as little of the post office remained damp as possible.

"And stay out!"

After his trip to the Salle, Teddy went down to the post office. Katara worked there, right? He needed to stop in and say hello.

"Hey Katara."

Katara tried to slide the magazine subtlety out of the way. 'Tried' being the keyword.

"Hi Teddy. Need something stamped?"

Teddy smiled at her. "Nothing stamped," He replied, looking at her magazine. "What are you reading?"

"Umm," she blushed a lot. "Nothing? Just something I found."

The magazine was a copy of a British Cosmo from a few months ago.

That blush was too cute. He leaned forward to get a look at it, and if that move happened to bring him closer to Katara, it was a sheer coincidence.

"Doesn't look like nothing," He teased.

She unconsciously took a step back, pushing some of the letters and the magazine off the counter. "Oh, trust me, it definitely is."

"You sure? I don't think nothing would cause you to blush so much." He peeked over the counter to get a look at the magazine she was trying to hide.

Katara facepalmed and then bent down to pick up the magazine to show it to Teddy. After all, he was her roommate's boyfriend, right? He wasn't going to do more than tease her about it.

Teddy tilted his head to watch the bending down and smirked as she showed it to him. "Looking up ways to keep a man satisfied?"

"No! Just reading about, umm, the clothes," she said. "But if you want the magazine, you can have it."

"Sure," He replied, leaning against the counter. "Because I'm sure I could help you with the pleasing a man part."

And why yes, that was in fact a little bit of a leer.

Even Katara couldn't miss that. "Are you feeling well, Teddy?"

"Never been better," He replied, leaning in to kiss her.

Katara jumped back so fast that you'd have thought he was Admiral Zhao. "What are you doing?"

Teddy chuckled and moved around the counter to get closer to Katara. "I'm sorry, have you not been kissed before?"

"I have! But you ~~aren't a firebender~~ HAVE A BOYFRIEND who is my roommate!" Her hand had moved towards her waterskin, hoping not to need to douse him in cold water.

"Don't make me laugh," Teddy replied, grinning. "As if I would ever be attracted to a guy when there are so many beautiful women around." He raked his eyes up and down Katara's body as he spoke.

Katara glared. "You're an ass, Teddy." And her hand poppped the cap of the waterskin and pulled out a long flow of water. Chilling it swiftly, she threw it at Teddy. "Cool off."

Ugh, cold water. Teddy shivered but continued on. Looked like someone wanted to play hard to get.

"A lot of work to get me to take my clothes off Katara, all you had to do was ask," He said, stripping off his shirt.

There was a second when she registered that Teddy looked very pretty with his shirt off.

But that second was quickly followed many more when she was furious with him.

With the twist of a wrist, she pulled the water back out of his shirt, threw it at him again and then began to freeze it.

Her other hand was pulling more and more water from the skin before pushing it towards him in a great rush, intending on pushing him back against the wall.

Not expecting that, Teddy flew back and hit the wall. Ow. Okay, so maybe not playing hard to get.

"Is that a no?"

"Yeah, it's a no," she snapped, ready to freeze him in place in he looked like he needed it.

Geeze. Cocktease much?

Teddy gave her a disgruntled look before stepping forward to grab his shirt. "What's your problem?"

"What's yours?" she replied sharply. "You have a boyfriend and you're over here thinking you're going to kiss me."

He picked up his shirt and rang out the water. "I don't have a problem. You're just frigid."

"No, I'm a waterbender, moron," Katara snapped. And maybe didn't let much of the water come out of the shirt at all.

Teddy rolled his eyes and turned to go find girls that weren't so bitchy.

"Whatever."

Katara twisted her fingers just enough to turn the shirt into a solid block of ice as he left.

Or you can let Gladys help you.

While Katara was dealing with one part of the horde of Jamhuahua, the other's were now humping Gladys's leg.

Which yes, is wrong beyond words.

Gladys took a while to notice the wee dogs on her.

She looked down slowly.

"I. Have. No. Biscuits."

//We want no biscuits! Only freedom from your tyranny!// The jamhuahuas yipped.

Just watch out for wild letters.

As you do.

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