fandomtownies | Luke's Diner, Thursday

Jude drummed his fingers absently on the counter as he leaned, pondering. It was very serious business, pondering. Especially when one had such grave matters as Jude did to ponder. Like what he was going to snatch for John. Although a drive-by bucket of water on the vice principal would be equally satisfying. But then there's the problem of logistics and timing, because a bucket of water was heavy and awkward, so it would be hard to get up to speed . . . he would have to consult with a colleague. Namely, Codename Malibu Stacy. Hers was so much cooler than his. Then again, ~~Codename Viper~~ Ron the rent-a-cop wasn't too creative.

And speaking of Rikku . . . well, that was the other thing he was pondering. Well, not Rikku. But girlfriend-related things. Ponder, ponder, ponder.

In honour of his detention on Saturday – gotta get someone to cover for him. The chick'll spot him, right? – today's specials were themed.

TODAY'S SPECIALS
"In the Jailhouse Now" Mystery Meatloaf
(served with choice of fries, vegetables, or 'secret mush')
"Back on the Chain Gang" Bangers and Mash
(sausage links and mashed potatoes)
"Bad Boys" Pigs in a Blanket
"I Fought the Law (And the Law Won)" Kebabs
(chicken and vegetables on stabby sticks)

And, upon careful reflection, Jude added to the bottom:

FREE MILKSHAKES FOR ALL NEW STUDENTS
and teachers, I guess

Because who doesn't love a good milkshake? Jude's were especially good and did, in fact, bring most of the boys to the yard.

[[Sorry this is a bit late. Stupid work and their stupid hate of LJ. OCD ~~coming~~ up.]]

Luke's Diner, Thursday

Talk to the Jude-dude

Grab a booth

OOC