Ching Tai, Monday Evening

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was most certainly not terrorizing the poor staff of Ching Tai by playing with a butter knife as he waited for his da-- (Friend! Friend! Totally a friend!)

He looked around to make sure no one was reading the little yellow boxes. Nobody so far, but you never knew...

Anyway, he was waiting for Arashi to show up and it was not his fault that throwing knives at bad waitresses on previous dates with the former sheriff caused a few people to have horrible flashbacks and break down crying.

Not that they were.

Okay, they might be doing that in the kitchen, what's your point?


[[ooc: Deadpool is waiting for a date friend, but open for your Chinese food needs.]]

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Arashi walked quickly into the retaurant and smiled at Wade, holding back the automatic reaction to kiss him hello.

When had that become an automatic reaction? Hmmmm....

He sat down across from him and looked sideways at the waitress. "Why does she look like she's been crying?"

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Deadpool looked innocent. Or, at least, tried hard to look innocent.

"Why would I know?"

The waitress flinched and fled for the kitchen again when he spoke.

"I had nothing to do with that," He said, watching the girl go.

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"Oohkay then," He said, raising an eyebrow. "What's good here?"

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"Well, I've only been here once and then it involved the spiciest food they had and I really couldn't taste much so..." He looked down at the menu. "I have no idea."

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Arashi smirked. "Sounds good, lets have that!" He liked spicy. "Oh and broccoli beef too if they have it."

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A very skittish waitress, a new one, one who had heard the knife throwing and threatening stories, slowly approached the table with two glasses of water.

"You're not going to throw food at me, are you," Deadpool asked the ninja warily. "Last time I was here, that was threatened."

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"....I'd throw a kunai at you before I threw food," he answered honestly. "Especially if it's good food."

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With that, the poor girl fled, quite sure they were both madmen now.

"I'm not sure it that makes me feel better or worse."

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"Better," Arashi decided with a nod. "I only have so many kunai and I use them very sparringly."

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This was true...

"But couldn't you just see if they sold more kunai around here so you wouldn't have to use them sparingly?" Why did he talk sometimes? Was it a masochistic streak?

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"I could, but this is a godo trusty konoha kunai," Arashi pointed out as he looked over the menu. "Besides, you know it takes a lot for me to actually stab people."

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"How much exactly," Wade asked slowly. "Because I'm pretty damn annoying."

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"Have a stabbed you yet?" He asked.

"When we weren't sparring?"

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"No," He admitted. "But that could be because I distract you from the annoying with sex."

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"What about before we were having sex?"

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Ooo, tricksy ninja. He had him there.

"Well, then..." Wade hid behind the menu. "Then we weren't in a relationship where annoying meant bad things."

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"Well... honestly I don't really see how our relationship changed, except for the added benefits," he pointed out with a smirk.

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"Well I can say for certain that there weren't any thoughts about not attacking you when you were distracted by a book because it looked cute before the sex bit," Wade replied sulkily.

His brain sucked. A lot. And it was also the fault of the glitter.

Yup. He was going to blow up a lot of glitter for this.

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"But, you attack people all the time," Arashi grinned wider. "We were talking about how often, I attack people."

He paused a moment. "I look sexy, while I'm reading?" That was a new one.

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A glitter factory. That would be a good place to start, right?

"And then you said things hadn't changed and I mentioned an instance where my usual reaction was different now," Wade explained. "And I said cute."

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"Right," Arashi paused and rubbed the bridge of his noise wit ha smirk. "I think I need food."

Still, made him kinda happy that Wade thought that.

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Was that a good reaction or a bad one?

And Wade went back to hiding behind his menu. There was that urge to do something annoying again. Like maybe see how many chopsticks he could get stuck in the ceiling.

"Yeah, food."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

It was nuetral. Nothing more. Seriously!

Arashi managed to convince one of the waiters that he wasn't going to hurt them and wanted to order food. Which he did. Lots of it.

"Are you okay Wade? Is there something bothering you?"

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Wade stopped halfway to reaching for the chopsticks to test the ceiling theory. "Nope," He answered quickly. "Fine and dandy!"

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"Okay," Arashi smiled as their food came and he happily dug in. "This is really good! You should try some."

Yeah it was spicy as all hell.

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Chopsticks for food or for ceiling. Choices, choices...

He grabbed some food off Arashi's plate. And then coughed. "I can't feel my throat."

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Arashi grinned brightly. "Aww, this ain't nothing! There's this curry place back home that's so good it will bring you back to life!"

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"Mmm, curry." He snagged more food, downing the water quickly each time he swallowed. "ow."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Eat the peanuts after you eat. It will kill the spiciness." The ninja explained, even if he wasn't eating any of them himself.

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He tried the peanuts. Better. "Okay, so you win this one."