Outside the Kwik Stop, Thursday

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"Come oooon, Tubby, let me see."

Silent Bob shook his head.

"[Edited for public comm] that, [edited for public comm] head! Lemme see!" Jay made a snatch for the sketchpad. Bob cuddled it close to his chest. Jay pouted.

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[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Wandering downtown after her classes, Naminé noticed the two men arguing, and would have given them a wide berth, except for the sketchpad.

She smiled, nodding to the shorter man. "Are you an artist?"

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Silent Bob held up one hand and wobbled it back and forth with a thoughtful kind of look. He held up the sketchpad and beckoned for her to come over to see.

"Sure, let the fineass piece of jailbait ass look but not me. Fuck it, Lunchbox. We're fucking through."

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

"I'm not very good myself," she admitted. "But I like expressing myself visually. Sometimes I understand things better when I can see them scribbled out on paper."

Naminé gave Jay an odd look - certain that she hadn't understood half of what he was saying, but also sure she should be glad of that - before stepping closer and leaning in to see Bob's sketchpad.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Bob tilted it towards her to reveal a comic-book style portrait of Jay . . . being Jay. Tongue out, horns thrown, crotch grabbed.

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Naminé took a moment to stare at the pad before laughing.

"Is it him, then?" She looked from the picture to Jay and back again. "It's certainly evocative. You've captured his essence, I believe."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Silent Bob beamed happily.

Jay scowled. "Fuck, Fatass!"

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Naminé raised an eyebrow. "I'm wrong. The paper is far too quiet. He requires a mixed media presentation, perhaps?"

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Silent Bob snickered - silently - and that made Jay's scowl deepen. "What the fuck is that? Was that a fucking insult?"

Bob opened his mouth to explain but realised that it really wasn't worth it. He just sighed and shook his head.

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Naminé cleared her throat and put on her best innocent expression. "Your friend and I feel you're very manly. Far too much to be constrained to a single sheet of paper. That's all."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay's demeanour changed instantly. "I'm all man, baby," he leered, grabbing his crotch at her.

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Naminé nodded, regretting that she'd chosen this tack. And that she'd viewed the live version of the crotch-grab. "Of course. I never doubted it for a moment. I shall have to sketch you myself."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay perked up. "One of them nudes?"

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Vala was in the mood for something with chocolate. And maybe something with caffeine. She walked by, dressed in her usual attire, and nodded to Jay and Silent Bob. "Hello," she greeted them.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"Hello, sexy mama," Jay crowed, swaggering out from the wall. "Fuck, bitch, please tell me you're eighteen . . ."

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"Eighteen and then some," she winked at him.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, baby Jesus!" Jay said unto the heavens, bouncing forward. "I'm Jay and this fat motherfucker is my black manservant, Silent Bob. What can we do for a sexy-ass bitch like you today?"

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Vala cocked a hip and rested her hand on it, tossing her hair over her shoulder, "I think a more pertinent question is what can I do for you?"

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"You can do anything you want to me, baby." Jay was practically panting now.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a potential minion. Always good. She glanced at Silent Bob. "Nothing like a man of few words. Are you two...together?"

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay and Bob exchanged a glance. And then a disgusted look. "Fuck, no, bitch."

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"I don't blame you," she told Silent Bob, then turned on Jay, "But if you think you're going to be able to do better with your language, you're out of your mind."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"Awww, c'mon, baby, don't be that way," Jay wheedled.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Vala smirked, "I'll be any way I please, and you'll like it."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay groaned, completely in thrall. "Fuck, bitch."