fandomtownies | The Arms Hotel Lobby, Wednesday

Mary was trying to stay busy today during her shift, which might explain why all of the hotel's silverware was currently sitting out on the front desk.

"Vhat are you doing?" asked Gunther, looking at her worriedly.

"It's about time all of this was polished. Don't you think so?" replied Mary.

"Don't you vant to leave early? You alvays leave early on Wednesday," reminded Gunther.

"Not today. Hey, do you think the floor needs to be scrubbed? Maybe I should scrub the floor after lunch today," said Mary, ignoring the dirty looks that she was getting from the housekeeping staff.

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"Guntherburgers again? Maybe I don't even need to wait for lunch to start scrubbing the floor," groaned Mary.

[OOC: The Guntherburger is a HUGE burger served on pita bread. The burger itself is very good, if you can get past the fact that Gunther is serving it on pita bread. What else can I say, it's Gunther. You can see how well it went over on Las Vegas here. And no, at this time the Arms Hotel has no plans to bring in topless waitresses like Delinda did in that episode.]

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Direct all your Guntherburger complaints to him.

John wandered in. Oooooo Guntherburgers? Excellent! John orders two ~~and waits for the airbrushed topless staff to bring it~~.

Leo wanted to know what a Guntherburger was.

It's a lot of silver. She's going to be polishing long after her shift ends.

"Hey Man, what're you up to?"

"Just trying to keep busy," said Mary as she polished a spoon. The head of housekeeping was still glaring at her.

"Were you bored?"

"No, I like cleaning. It's actually kind of soothing for me," said Mary. In reality, she was just trying to keep herself occupied so she didn't sneak out early to go see someone.

Leo looked at one of the spoons, and giggled cause his reflection was upside down.

"Did you try out Gunther's burger experiment?" asked Mary, setting aside the spoon and moving onto the next one.

"Yeah it was good." Leo smiled. "Though I think the bun was a little thin."

I would like to see the look on Umbridge's face though when she walks in and finds topless waitresses serving burgers.

How about topless Jeff? I'm sure that can be arranged.

...

When he's defurred.

I can totally see it. Topless Day at the Arms. People come in expecting to find Mary topless.

And instead they get Jeff.

*Stan sneaks in and puts business cards EVERYWHERE for the trauma victims*

That's beautiful.

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