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The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

It wasn't a strange occurance to see a very nervous Jeff sitting behind the front desk, but right now he was practically jittery. In fact, the moment he came in, he checked all possible exits, inspected the underside of several objects, then deposited Nana at the door before sitting down.

And jittered.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel!
Today's Specials:
please make him forget
(indecipherable SPLOTCH)
i have a girlfriend!

The Arms Hotel was open.

[SP after morning till tonight 'cause of family]

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"Well, it's my name," Jeff said, grasping his new buddy offense by the... somethingorother straps. "I'm not some sort of rock star or anything, you need names to get in places. And I don't know what transpired in the common room except that the radio said there were lesbians about and you made a video. You've got to share these things, you can't keep them indoors, it's against the order of things. Lesbians have got to be free!"

"I see, I see," Andrew said, "So really, you're here to be an advocate for gay rights. That's very admirable of you, Jeff. Is there any particular event in your life that inspired you to speak up for the gay community? Do you have, perhaps, a close lesbian friend or a gay brother?"

Andrew could never say these things without the comfort of camera between him and world.

"I don't know any lesbians," Jeff said. So sad. He took a moment.

And then realised about the rest of the questions. "...What?"

"So perhaps a gay brother? Best friend? Secrete lover? Or are you merely trying to help give voice to the oppressed?"

Andrew stepped even closer to Jeff, dropping down on one knee to get a more dramatic up-the-nose angle.

"I just--- Lesbians!" Jeff ran a frantic hand through his hair, "No gay brothers! Or friends! Or lovers! But lesbians are, are-- efficient! There's no blokes in lesbians! You've got to appreciate that sort of commitment!"

"No gay friends? Really?" Andrew had just discovered that Xander was dating Bridge. It was kind of like a light going off for him, but he tried very hard not to look at the light. Very hard.

"So tell me a little about your admiration of people who are committed. Is it their conviction you, um, fancy, or is it something else about lesbians?"

"Well, you've got to admire the conviction, obviously," Jeff said, well aware of the hole he was digging himself into but completely incapable of stopping, "But it's not really that hard, is it? At all times, there's breasts. Everywhere. That's a lot of breasts for one room. It's a miracle none of them suffocate. In the breasts, that is. Then again, you get to take at least a pair of them home afterwards, so I suppose it's worth the risk."

"To clarify for our viewers at home, what you're saying is that lesbians are lesbians for the benefit of extra, um, breasts?" Andrew had a hard time saying the word. "Does, um, does that conversely mean that gay men are gay because they, they... they are wanting to double up on the man parts?"

Andrew was terribly red.

"..."

Jeff stared.

Then heard something (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/1942573.html?thread=88716845#t88716845).

And yelled.

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