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Wines, Wenches, 'n Whate'er [afternoon]

Barbossa had a radio microphone, a captive audience, and no sense of what you'd call boundaries.

"Hello, me hearties!" he said jovially as he spun around. "In honor o' the new wench up at the school, I be puttin' together a special collection o' songs."

There was the sound of rustling papers. "First, though, we must all sing Happy Birthday t' the newest Winchester who be not a gun. Everyone together now!"

And then with the brash self-confidence of someone who really didn't give a damn, Barbossa bellowed out the loudest and most tonedeaf version of the song to grace the radio waves in some time."

"'n now fer wench Umbridge," Barbossa said, "I be playin' 'How Can I Miss Ye If'n Ye Won't Go Away.' O'er and o'er and o'er. Call in wit' yer requests, me hearties! And fer advice that be much better than that knave in the red jammies."
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Make a request!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll play just about anything.

Re: Make a request!

[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabriel managed to dial the correct number. "HELLO?!" he shouted at the phone.

Re: Make a request!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"HELLO!" Barbossa shouted back. "HOW BE YE?"

Re: Make a request!

[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I NEED SOME MUSIC HERE," Gabriel shouted at the phone. "TOO QUIET!"

Re: Make a request!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"ANYTHIN' IN PARTICULAR?" Barbossa yelled. "OR JES' LOUD?"

Re: Make a request!

[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"SOMETHING CHEERFUL WHERE EVERYONE DIES!" Gabriel replied, as loud as before.

Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Because that always works out!

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] flamingbonehead.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
After hearing the show start up on his radio, Johnny who doesn't have a phone icon called into the station.

Rrrrring.

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"This be the pirate!" Barbossa replied. "How can I be assistin' ye?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] flamingbonehead.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey Pirate," Johnny said. " 'Ve listened to your show a couplea times and liked it. Anyway, I've got a bike, an' I want t'keep up on my stunt riding abilities, but I dunno where to go to to that. Any suggestions on a place I could practice at?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa had no idea.

"Sand be a problem in the...gear thingies, aye?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] flamingbonehead.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kinda?" answered Johnny. " 'S harder to get good traction on sand."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow called in.

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ye have the pirate!" He laughed. "Which can be dirty, if ye be lookin' fer it t' be."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi Barbossa!" Willow said, cheerfully. "Are you and the squirrels okay?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello, wench!" Barbossa replied happily. "The squirrels be pinin' fer ye a bit, but we be fine."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aww, I miss them too!" Willow said. "Give them all little hugs for me. And tell them to give you a hug from me. Even hugs, all around."

Stop by the station!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa likes gifts.

So do the squirrels.

Just sayin'.

Re: Stop by the station!

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Tori had heard what Barbossa was playing in honor of Umbridge and felt he and the squirrels deserved something nice for that.

So she stopped by the station carrying a couple bottles of rum for Barbossa and an assorted packaged of fruit and nuts for the squirrels.

Re: Stop by the station!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa looked up with a giant grin. "That be awfully hospitable of ye, wench!"

Re: Stop by the station!

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Tori grinned and shrugged. "I thought it might be nice," she admitted, handing the rum over to Barbossa and putting the fruit and nuts package where the squirrels could easily reach it. "It's the only thing I could do, for your showing our lovely temporary principal such kindness," she smirked.

Re: Stop by the station!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"I be hopin' she be a country music fan," Barbossa said modestly.

Re: Stop by the station!

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure she is," Tori nodded, smiling slightly. "And I'm betting she'll love the dedication."

OOC

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Pirate is alive, yay!

Re: OOC

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-08-09 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*loves Barbossa liek whoa!*
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