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fandomtownies2007-08-15 09:58 pm
norglomofnit.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtownies2007-08-15 09:58 pm
Fandom Post Office: Early Wednesday morning [before it opens]
Once more, Moist was at the Post Office nice and early, and this time the noise that greeted him was a muffled... "Neighing?" he asked aloud, very puzzled.
Again, he tracked it to back room. There were several parcels next to the Sorting Engine, but only one was making noise and, sure enough, it was addressed to Umbridge.
Since she was never going to get it, he ripped it open and pulled out a plate with a pony on it. Like the kittens, it was moving and making noise, an oddly squeaky, high-pitched whinny as it tossed its head in the air, looking distressed.
"That doesn't really sound right," he said as the pony started to cough. Suddenly, the light dawned. "Oh, I see. It's a little hoarse."
From out of nowhere came a Bad-dah boom!
[ooc: Umbridge's mail once more modded with permission. The pun's all my fault, though.]
Again, he tracked it to back room. There were several parcels next to the Sorting Engine, but only one was making noise and, sure enough, it was addressed to Umbridge.
Since she was never going to get it, he ripped it open and pulled out a plate with a pony on it. Like the kittens, it was moving and making noise, an oddly squeaky, high-pitched whinny as it tossed its head in the air, looking distressed.
"That doesn't really sound right," he said as the pony started to cough. Suddenly, the light dawned. "Oh, I see. It's a little hoarse."
From out of nowhere came a Bad-dah boom!
[ooc: Umbridge's mail once more modded with permission. The pun's all my fault, though.]