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Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand, Tues, 9/11

George Michael Bluth was at work and ready to get to...work. Currently he was chopping nuts. Nut were 10 cents extra. Didn't matter what he's done before. From now on, nuts were 10 cents extra.

A guy had to make a living you know.

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Nuts. 10 cents extra.

Willow stopped by. "Hi George Michael!"

"Hi, Willow!" He might have bounced. Just once though.

"How go all things long, yellow, and banana-like?" Willow asked.

"Nuts are ten cents extra," he blurted out, still smiling.

"Does that punish the people who don't have allergies?" Willow asked.

"It's a managerial decision. It happened overnight. I got the letter right here that says so." Yes, George Michael Bluth was the manager of the banana stand. Mr. Manager.

"Huh," Willow said. "Well I suppose it's a way to make those without allergies understand the pain of those with. I didn't realize frozen bananas could be so political."

Neither did George Michael, but he was willing to think on it. "There are those allergic to chocolate too, and those people are just plain out of luck because the nuts won't stick to the banana without the chocolate. Pain all around. They could just eat the banana though, they are high in potassium."

"I can't imagine being allergic to chocolate," Willow said. "It'd be horrible!"

"It would be the end of my life as I know it," he commented woefully.

"You could try covering them with caramel," Willow said. "Which would not be the same, but would assist in the nuts problem."

He gasped. "That could never ever happen, Willow! Pop-Pop was the founder of Bluth's Original Banana Stand. I can't change it now. I'd rather see it burn to the ground." In which, in fact, he did. At one time with the help of his dad.

"I'm not saying I support it," Willow replied. "Not the least of which because I don't think banana can support caramel in the same way that apples can. But it's an option."

George Michael should say something here. Really.

"Thank you for that option, Willow. As options go, it's a good one."

"I'm pleased it could help," Willow said, proudly. "So what else is on order today?"

He smiled. "If you are a chocolate lover, then the double-dipped is great!"

"Is it dipped in two kinds of chocolate?" Willow asked.

"No. It's dipped once, then dipped again. It's pretty messy, but very good." Which made him think he might need to order another kind of chocolate. Maybe. He should think about this tonight in his room when he had nothing at all to do.

"Then this is what I shall have," Willow said. "With nuts, please, for though they are extra, they also have protien."

"I like you, Willow!" George Michael bounced again. Just once, and saw to the preparations of her double dipped frozen banana. "Oh. Small, medium, or large? I keep forgetting to ask that. I always forget to ask that."

"Large, please," Willow said. She leaned in to whisper "I didn't finish my lunch, so it's all okay."

George Michael nodded and whispered back, "I had a double-dipper for lunch myself. I think it's all good." He prepared her double-dipped banana and swirled the chocolate around as he added nuts, letting the chocolate dry good and set so it wouldn't be too messy for her. He handed it over with plenty of napkins. "Here you go, Willow. That'll be two dollars and sixty cents."

(going AFK for the next hour and half or so! :D)

Willow fumbled in her pockets and found three singles. "There you go! I look forward to enjoying yummy banana goodness."

He handed her back fourty cents and smiled wide. "Thank you, Willow. You enjoy that and make sure you tell your friends about the Bluth banana stand!"

"Home of the best bananas in the land!" Willow replied. She pocketed her change and went off to enjoy her chocolately banana.

Forty cents even.

He waved her away, thinking she really was a great girl!

Eat it and watch the water. Watch the birds over the water. If you see his Uncle GOB trying to catch a bird, quick, call the authorities.

Had a banana for breakfast. So there.

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Enjoy your banana

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